What are some code words women use to describe themselves that let you know they ain't shyt

[Rocket Scientist]

"I dont do sex,lies,or videotape" . (An ex has a tape me floating around out there.I did amatuer porn in college)

"I would never do that- (Yes I would nikka)

"Im single"- (You are one of the 5 men I talk to)

*Your girl has a photo with a Larry Fitzgerald looking dude on her IG from 2017* "Oh he is a family friend,my dad and his dad were frat buddies back in college,hes married his wife is due anyday"- (Im his sidepiece once he leaves her and you mess up he replaces you).

"I dont get along with other women" -- (They know im a hoe)

"I have PHD- (I mess with bum nikkas)

Im independent- ( I still want ya $ and im selfish)

"I never dated a man who never had his own" - ( I date the lames but I have let Trayverious and other dusty cats smash)

"I dont do social media"- (I would do an OnlyFans)

 

[Deman]

“I got a boyfriend”

continues to entertain ur flirting

 

[feelosofer]

Thanks OG, not to get mushy, but you've always been a well though out/balanced poster instead of an overbearing old mufukka who talks cash money like they know jackshyt about contemporary gender/dating dynamics.

I got kids in their 20s already so I'm seeing the world through their eyes even though my oldest is engaged.

 

[Leao2005]

Ooohh it’s close to the New Year!
Ya’ll bout to get hit with all kinds of “New Year, New Me” fukkery.



“Left it all behind”
“Letting go of XYZ”

Sis

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

when she calls herself a king

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

A “vibe”

a piece of shyt is more like it - JustinLaboy

Its sad how much you all hate women. Purely for just existing.

a bytch runs this account you cant tell me otherwise

 

[jadillac]

"down to earth"

 

[mag357]

First page is golden

All facts...

I had a joke that if a chick I bag txts me
"Grand rising King" or some variant of that...
I'm never meeting that bytch again...she's toxic

 

[Astroslik]

“I’m celibate”

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

bro I fukking hate women that say and do the most foul shyt or whatever to you... but if you ever defend yourself or even just match that same energy, they cower and cry and make you feel like YOU are some abusive jerk

if you even point out their behavior, they twist it on you

the shyt gets me like this It's legit emotional abuse and manipulation that's impossible to even talk about

And they take advantage of it every chance they get, to exert power.

it's why I can't stand... ugh I'm getting angry right now because I've dealt with this shyt too much

It's a drain on your life I swear

I bore the brunt of this. It's defo one of the signs of NPD. Avoid these types of people at all costs.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

“I’m celibate”

How long you been celibate for?


3 weeks

 

[downtheline]

"If you can't handle me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my best." - Marilyn Monroe

Marilyn Monroe never said that BTW.

She stated that after banging a couple Kennedy's, and Sam Giacoma.

 

[BrothaZay]

Let me add this that ho one mentioned yet. A picky eater. This might offend alot of Yall as well but I learned early on that a female who is an extremely picky eater is usually lower in intelligence and social class.

One of the last girls I talked to was a perfect example of this(and I have plenty from numerous women who don't try new foods)
She was talking to me one day and in the conversation she said she lost her virginity late I asked how late bytch said 13

 

[BuckFilly]

dog mom

 

[RaspberryFitted]

Let me add this that ho one mentioned yet. A picky eater. This might offend alot of Yall as well but I learned early on that a female who is an extremely picky eater is usually lower in intelligence and social class

this sounds so dumb but it’s true she’s never been introduced to certain delicacies because she’s either a dumb broad who’s easily impressed or poor.