What are some dumb arguments you've heard in a diss?

[Deltron]

Cam saying Jay-Z is 40 years old, I don't respect my elders when he's like six years younger.

Age disses are the stupidest

Game looks especially retarded cause he passed the age he was disgusted at hov for rapping at still

 

[spliz]

When Jada said fif doesn't run NY cos his mansion is in CT

"You don't be in the hood, u be in the woods, fukkin wit me that's where u really gone be for good.." bars.

 

[Turbulent]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahaa, I remember that corny ass bar.

LL told Canibus “99% of your fans don’t exist!!”. That makes absolutely no muthafukkin sense whatsoever, . If he was talking about bots or sumn he might coulda got that off…he wasn’t lol, he meant exactly what it sounds like he meant

if 99% of canibus fans don't exist, that means 1% of his fans do exist, so far so good. but out of that 1%, 99% don't really exist and 1% does so that would be 0.01% of the original 100%. and out of that 0.01%, only 1% exist and so on...

my question is, was LL trying to say canibus' fanbase would decrease to infiity?

and if that is indeed what he was trying to say, is James Todd Smith a genius/prophet??

 

[Turbulent]

When Canibus said "fronting like drug free role model, you disgust me i know bytches that seen you smoke weed recently!"

I always felt like that was a corny line in a great diss track.

 

[My Girl is Bow Legged]

Cam saying Jay-Z is 40 years old, I don't respect my elders when he's like six years younger.

cam making jay gradually older every bar was hilarious tho

one minute he 37 the next he 42

 

[Braman]

He said it on the radio but Cam was trying to say Nas was I dunno corny for rocking gold and platinum jewelry together. lol

Cam a convincing mfer.

On gotta love it he was WEAK that Jay went from Bk to mahattan/harlem business wise

Lenox to broadway….Lenox to broadway?!?!

Like what does that even mean

 

[Braman]

Another Gotta Love it bar

‘You not gon bluff us at no concert like you gon diss us. You doin what Mase did, you making secret songs’

 

[DaHNIC82]

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhaahahahaa, I remember that corny ass bar.

LL told Canibus “99% of your fans don’t exist!!”. That makes absolutely no muthafukkin sense whatsoever, . If he was talking about bots or sumn he might coulda got that off…he wasn’t lol, he meant exactly what it sounds like he meant

It actually does and it showed in his career since

 

[DaHNIC82]

Common telling Cube he ain't make shyt dope since Amerikkkas most

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Cam a convincing mfer.

On gotta love it he was WEAK that Jay went from Bk to mahattan/harlem business wise

Lenox to broadway….Lenox to broadway?!?!

Like what does that even mean

lol he was on some ignoramus shyt back then. Still hilarious.

 

[AnonymityX1000]

Another Gotta Love it bar

‘You not gon bluff us at no concert like you gon diss us. You doin what Mase did, you making secret songs’

Classic shyt. lol

 

[Westbama Heartthrob]

She? Fine?

Ras kass post on the coli

 

[Tribal Outkast]

Anything age related.

Jimmy telling hov he 40, but Jimmy only 30 is so retarded.

Or that he never looked at a teenager twice

Age bars are def played especially when an old looking ass Jimmy Jones is trying to get props still today.. in 2024

 

[mozichrome]

"you mad over a biicth I fukked in my sleep"

 

[SunZoo]

When Canibus said "fronting like drug free role model, you disgust me i know bytches that seen you smoke weed recently!"

I always felt like that was a corny line in a great diss track.

I ain’t wanna say it lmao

I always winced at that one line.