what are some funny stories that happened with you and your friends

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assuming you have some :skip:


One time my friend and I were going through the McDonald's drive-thru at like 2 or 3 a.m. and there was a cop behind us. At the McDonalds around here at night they're extra slow and take forever because only a couple people are working at a time, sometimes i seems like it's just one nikka doing everything. I've been in the drive-thru for over an hour before. Anyway, we paid for our shyt and ended up getting a bunch of extra bags and I was like :mjpls: to my friend. So we left and ended up having what the cop ordered with the receipt on the bag and everything. I bet that cop had to wait like a half hour longer :russ: to get new food :steviej:
we were :eat:
 

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my friends locked me in the truck of a car and drove from charlotte to columbia i77 because i put vodka in a water bottle and got reckless drunk while i was in the backseat.


i pissed on a police officer outside of waffle house while i was peeing behind bushes and he yanked me to the ground.
 

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So my knucklehead friends and I were getting really trashed in Pacific Beach one night and bouncing from dive bar, to lounge, to a club, back to my spot after. It's a good party spot for people in their early to mid-20s because it's right on sail bay and it's low rent and low paperwork to qualify for living there, so the place is full of European and Brazilian exchange students that party all night. This is the reason that we were able to come back to my place at 2am and keep wildin' out like a bunch of crazy people.

Anyway, we got back to my spot around 2am, and were still going pretty tough. I was the most sober out of all of us and I declared out of nowhere, around 2:30 in the morning:

"Hey, you guys! Let's go to fukkin' VEGAS!!"

Everyone thought it was the best idea that had ever been concocted by anyone, ever in the history of mankind. All of us except for my boy Flip, who was passed out cold because he had been drinking so much hard liquor for so long that evening. We all drunk packed some **** like a change of clothes and club wear that we were going to be wearing the following night and they fed me 30mg of Adderall XR so I could make the drive up in my '99 Chrysler 300.

We grabbed my buddy, threw his *** in the backseat of my car, and all 5 of us started flying up the I-15 at around 130 MPH. Not even kidding. We departed at around 3:30 in the morning at this point after drunk packing and getting out **** together and ended up in Las Vegas around 7am. I was wired as **** the whole time and focused like a laser on the road.

On a side note, watching the sunrise in the Mojave desert driving up the I-15 during the Fall season is really, really beautiful. If you ever get a chance to make it out to see it, I highly recommend it.

Anyway, we wound up in front of "Treasure Island" at 7am. I was wired as ****, still, and everyone else in the car was hung over as **** and not even fully aware of what was going on. They all got out of my car and started looking around in shocked bewilderment. They didn't realize that they had actually decided to go to Vegas, I guess, and that it wasn't just something that they had been dreaming the night before.

My poor friend that had passed out before we made our decision to come out to Vegas was super pissed in a hilarious way. He kept saying some **** like, "Y'all kidnapped me! I'm too handsome for this bullshyt. Why the **** did you bring me here! I don't even have my glasses or a hat or anything!"

We checked into the hotel (I booked us a room while at a gas station on the way from my phone) and everyone went up to the room to pass out. I felt badly for my friend, so I went to the Walgreen's and bought him a toothbrush, some socks, mouthwash, a tourist shirt that said "Las Vegas" on it, a bro-ho snapback, and a fedora that he wound up wearing later that night. He didn't stay mad for long, though. We all met up with our buddies that flew in from San Diego when they found out about our drunken escapade and some super hot chicks later that night and partied our asses off. My buddy got laid and one of the girls ended up getting some air time clowning some dude from "The Real World."

It turned out the be one of the best memories we all had. My friend still has the fedora I bought him that weekend today.

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Me and my boys went to a party in the Bronx. ..one of em got drunk and passed out at the party.. .we left him there...called his house the next day to see how he was doing.. .his mother said he was found shot to death a few blocks from the party. ...fun times.. .:ahh:
 

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We were smoking and my boy out of nowhere says "Guys, I just found out I'm circumcised" :russ: turns out he just found out wtf circumcised meant the night before when his uncle told him at the bar. Then his uncle goes around the bar saying "Guys, **** just found out he's circumcised" :russ:
 

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Me and my boys went to a party in the Bronx. ..one of em got drunk and passed out at the party.. .we left him there...called his house the next day to see how he was doing.. .his mother said he was found shot to death a few blocks from the party. ...fun times.. .:ahh:

Clearly you and your boys aren't Marines. :comeon:
 

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So my knucklehead friends and I were getting really trashed in Pacific Beach one night and bouncing from dive bar, to lounge, to a club, back to my spot after. It's a good party spot for people in their early to mid-20s because it's right on sail bay and it's low rent and low paperwork to qualify for living there, so the place is full of European and Brazilian exchange students that party all night. This is the reason that we were able to come back to my place at 2am and keep wildin' out like a bunch of crazy people.

Anyway, we got back to my spot around 2am, and were still going pretty tough. I was the most sober out of all of us and I declared out of nowhere, around 2:30 in the morning:

"Hey, you guys! Let's go to fukkin' VEGAS!!"

Everyone thought it was the best idea that had ever been concocted by anyone, ever in the history of mankind. All of us except for my boy Flip, who was passed out cold because he had been drinking so much hard liquor for so long that evening. We all drunk packed some **** like a change of clothes and club wear that we were going to be wearing the following night and they fed me 30mg of Adderall XR so I could make the drive up in my '99 Chrysler 300.

We grabbed my buddy, threw his *** in the backseat of my car, and all 5 of us started flying up the I-15 at around 130 MPH. Not even kidding. We departed at around 3:30 in the morning at this point after drunk packing and getting out **** together and ended up in Las Vegas around 7am. I was wired as **** the whole time and focused like a laser on the road.

On a side note, watching the sunrise in the Mojave desert driving up the I-15 during the Fall season is really, really beautiful. If you ever get a chance to make it out to see it, I highly recommend it.

Anyway, we wound up in front of "Treasure Island" at 7am. I was wired as ****, still, and everyone else in the car was hung over as **** and not even fully aware of what was going on. They all got out of my car and started looking around in shocked bewilderment. They didn't realize that they had actually decided to go to Vegas, I guess, and that it wasn't just something that they had been dreaming the night before.

My poor friend that had passed out before we made our decision to come out to Vegas was super pissed in a hilarious way. He kept saying some **** like, "Y'all kidnapped me! I'm too handsome for this bullshyt. Why the **** did you bring me here! I don't even have my glasses or a hat or anything!"

We checked into the hotel (I booked us a room while at a gas station on the way from my phone) and everyone went up to the room to pass out. I felt badly for my friend, so I went to the Walgreen's and bought him a toothbrush, some socks, mouthwash, a tourist shirt that said "Las Vegas" on it, a bro-ho snapback, and a fedora that he wound up wearing later that night. He didn't stay mad for long, though. We all met up with our buddies that flew in from San Diego when they found out about our drunken escapade and some super hot chicks later that night and partied our asses off. My buddy got laid and one of the girls ended up getting some air time clowning some dude from "The Real World."

It turned out the be one of the best memories we all had. My friend still has the fedora I bought him that weekend today.

:smugdraper:
@No_bammer_weed knows what's good.

Damn, I'd think you were full of sht, if I wasnt the niqqa that got kidnapped that weekend. Great recap.
 
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Me and my boys went bar hopping one night, one of them, the one I used to chase skirt tails wit had just got married, me and this dude done did shyt like smash sisters in the same bed. So we all get drunk, and as we're walkin down the street joking around talkin shyt to each other I say somethin like "nicca you changed since you put that ring on it, tell me this, when's the last time we had sex together?" Just so happens that as I said that (pretty loudly) we just happened to be walkin pass a group of females and they heard me :snoop:
 

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Me and my boys went bar hopping one night, one of them, the one I used to chase skirt tails wit had just got married, me and this dude done did shyt like smash sisters in the same bed. So we all get drunk, and as we're walkin down the street joking around talkin shyt to each other I say somethin like "nicca you changed since you put that ring on it, tell me this, when's the last time we had sex together?" Just so happens that as I said that (pretty loudly) we just happened to be walkin pass a group of females and they heard me :snoop:

:lolbron:
 

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Damn, I'd think you were full of sht, if I wasnt the niqqa that got kidnapped that weekend. Great recap.

Aye, real talk though my dude, you cannot complain one bit. :lolbron:

You got to bang that cute chick from Vanity while our blonde trollops were waving some titties in your face. :cheers:
 

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went to mexico several years ago,and got wasted for two days:smh:

we head back to the us around 2pm
my cousin is passed out in the back when we roll up to the border:skip:
So they make us pull to the side and search the whole car!!!
they swear we have something :childplease: but there is nothing:pachaha:
The border patrol wakes my cousin up, and tells him to go stand with us
my kinfolk ends up laying right back down!!!

well after 4 hours they let us go.

later that day my boi found his 8ball he lost in the car the night before:dwillhuh:
 

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Me and my boys went bar hopping one night, one of them, the one I used to chase skirt tails wit had just got married, me and this dude done did shyt like smash sisters in the same bed. So we all get drunk, and as we're walkin down the street joking around talkin shyt to each other I say somethin like "nicca you changed since you put that ring on it, tell me this, when's the last time we had sex together?" Just so happens that as I said that (pretty loudly) we just happened to be walkin pass a group of females and they heard me :snoop:

:dead::dead::dead:

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