Calling a girl you're seeing and have her ex pick up instead. Not once, but twice.
Finding out later that you called her while they were fukking
Finding out later that you called her while they were fukking


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)Catchin the monster after going raw for the first time
-Crying and begging a man to stop beating you up (Surprised dude didn't commit that)
-Getting knocked out
-Getting slammed
-Roasted in front of females
-Called out by a teacher or female (shyt happened to me multiple times)
-Getting whopped by your dad in front of your classmates (Once again happened to me, never stole again)
-Teacher calling your parent on speaker (Happened to me)
-Catch your girl cheating
-Getting beat up in front of your girl
-Someone doing a off the heezy on you (Only saw that happen once in person, surprised that wasn't an auto fight)
I was bad as fukk and still managed to never have that happen to me 
Putting the coli dude aside. I actually have a friend that done this smhGetting a single mom of three pregnant lol.
It might be bigger than the originalYou might be able to cop a replacement tho - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html
Then again, I dunno what would be worse...having no dikk at all or having to walk around with another (deceased) man's joint.

whats that?


None for me. nikkas have tried to kill me and ruin me for years, I'll still keep poppin. I always laughed at the Wanna Get Away SW Airline commercials, nothing I do would make me embarrassed. Even if I somehow turned gay for a day, I wouldn't gaf what a nikka says, David Bowie and Mick Jagger been bi all they lives, and they still got p*ssy. But I couldn't be gay even for 1 milly, too gross.
I dated a younger girl before, got called R Kelly n shyt, gave 0 fux, she was more mature than 90% of older thots out there. nikkas get jealous when u do shyt they too p*ssy to do. There will always be haters no matter what, fukk em, u gotta do you.


You might be able to cop a replacement tho - http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html
Then again, I dunno what would be worse...having no dikk at all or having to walk around with another (deceased) man's joint.