What are some of the funniest weirdest nicknames for ppl around ur way?

[Chesirecatdaddy]

What are some of the weirdest,funniest, most outlandish nicknames that some people in your hood or around your way have? Drop some names and the back stories around them if you can.

Here's mine:

There's this cat who posts up with a mean mug daily in a neighorhood in manhattan that I won't name bc who knows one of yall might know him. Anyway, there's this cat,he has one of these :

LOL they call him "knucklegame"
Apparently this nikka can fight his ass off he uses that shyt as a club... He's always posted up mean mugging getting his packs off with his hands in his pockets.. Dude gets mad p*ssy too.. cool ass nikka


Oh man Allah forgive me.



kinda mad he gets more p*ssy than me tho...


Anyways Drop some nicknames

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Some grown ass man around my way nickname was Pumpkin

 

[Remote]

When I was in 5th grade, two friends and I used to sit together during the last period of school. It was called SSR (Sustained Silent Reading).
Instead of getting a book to read, we'd get the thesaurus and look up synonyms for the word "fat" to make fun of this girl named Tahina.
One of the terms was "roly poly". Since I was super skinny and my name is Raul, they'd call me Rolly Polly (roley poley) as an ironic nickname. It stuck. Some people still call me Rolly...only close friends though.

BTW, I feel bad for making fun of that girl. But I was in 5th grade. Don't hold it against me.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

My brothers friends called him grandpa for years bc of how grouchy and grumpy he is LOLOLOL dude was in highschool being called grandpa

 

[R.O. Double]

I used to run with a nikka named Fatbox.

It was this fat old asian nikka in the neighborhood everybody called Ninja Dave. All he did was get high and talk shyt.
( that nikka Ninja Dave tho. He cleaned out his fish tank and dumped a bucket of the dirty water on me. He also threatened to hock a loogie in my homie Ricky's ass checks and butt fukk him for disrespecting him. We was 13 this nikka was like 30)

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I used to run with a nikka named Fatbox.

It was this fat old asian nikka in the neighborhood everybody called Ninja Dave. All he did was get high and talk shyt.
( that nikka Ninja Dave tho. He cleaned out his fish tank and dumped a bucket of the dirty water on me. He also threatened to hock a loogie in my homie Ricky's ass checks and butt fukk him for disrespecting him. We was 13 this nikka was like 30)

LOOOOL WTF ninjadave and fatbox.

 

[Boogie]

nikka named Earnest...they called him Earn-Daddy

nikka stayed broke and my nikkas put the beats on his ass before school one day

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

LOOOOL@ earn daddy

 

[MekaCatt]

There use to be a kid we called " buba lump gump"

There was one we called "beat- a-man"

There was a guy that was alek wek's complexion, his nickname was redbone

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

There use to be a kid we called " buba lump gump"

There was one we called "beat- a-man"

There was a guy that was alek wek's complexion, his nickname was redbone

lol wtf @redbone

We used to call this one crazy deranged white kid "quarterboy" because he'd always ask people for quarters to use the vending machines or he'd reach under the machines to find quarters.. he was nuts.

 

[newworldafro]

- back in middle school and high school there were these two guys that lived near each other and always hung around one another ...and they called them Smokemeat (dark skin) and Red (reddish light skin)

- in college there a guy from NYC we called Hustle Man .... he was on his own planet in every aspect of life ..... somehow my dumb ass let him borrow some CDs for thanksgiving and dude never came back to school

 

[Ikwa]

One breh in my area so skinny we call him KG (kilogram)

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

used to be this kid he had one of those wine stains on his face a big one too. He was a white kid and they used to call him "coffee" ... this dude used to get so angry looking like he was gonna shoot up the school the next day.

 

[MekaCatt]

lol wtf @redbone

We used to call this one crazy deranged white kid "quarterboy" because he'd always ask people for quarters to use the vending machines or he'd reach under the machines to find quarters.. he was nuts.

Lol, The guys on the block use to call my brother "big quarter" because when he was little he use to always ask for case quaters to play the 'street fighter' video inside the corner store.

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

Lol, The guys on the block use to call my brother "big quarter" because when he was little he use to always ask for case quaters to play the 'street fighter' video inside the corner store.

LOOOOOL nikkaz are dumb