What are some of the stupidest thoughts you had as a chile?

[GodsPerspective]

So you thought they were penises but ate them anyway?

Nikka thought folks were eating phalluses outchea

 

[GodsPerspective]

Brown cows was where chocolate milk came from

When i left the house my toys would come to life.

On some toy story shyt

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Thought child was spelled with a e

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

• There's a huge hole when you open your buttcheeks
• You can take off your eyelids to stop blinking
• Wrestling was real
• Dr Dre and Eazy E had beef at a barbershop (stepdad told me that and I was gullable as hell)
• When you yell a lot you get throat cancer

 

[Jo-Black49]

I thought that I pooped brown because I was brown and everyone else shat according to their skin color. I never knew how white people knew when they were clean.
Yes, I was on some stupid shyt.

 

[Sad Bunny]

So you thought they were penises but ate them anyway?

Yeah but I was in 3rd and 4th grade and didn't understand what gayness was at the time

 

[Devilinurear]

Yeah but I was in 3rd and 4th grade and didn't understand what gayness was at the time

Fair enough

 

[OVER]

That sex was when you stuck it in a women's belly button

 

[UNATTACHED]

I had asked my my mom where I came from and she said she made me. So I thought she literally got some dirt mud and rocks and made me out of that

 

[WesCrook]

Chinese people spoke Spanish

 

[GodsPerspective]

Chinese people spoke Spanish

How and where did you pick this shyt up

 

[old pig]

wanting to get married

*edit*

just read the OP full post...you on some other shyt smmfh

 

[ThaRealness]

I thought that I could build a robust economy, even though I was just a third world South American country.

 

[Kairi Irving]

Men pee from the front Women pee from the butt



Everyone saw in third person and only I could see in first person


5 year old thoughts.

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

Thought it was cool to be white. Had a white friend in school and whenever i went to his house he would talk reckless to his parents. Parents would call him to eat when we playing PS1 he'd tell his parents to leave him alone while he playing playstation. Used to sit there thinking about how i would have got the shyt beat out of me if i said that. He parents never told him no, felt like he ran the house