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Women who keep friends they obviously hate and throw "Shade" about'n'shyt. I mean, there's a difference between hating your friends 'cause of shyt they do, think and what's not, but it's a turn off to meet a chick who honestly hates a person but still puts on a convuluted facade of friendship and then complain about it the minute they leave.
Women who are totally irresponsible with money. I can understand splurging here and there, but how the fukk you gonna spend the rent money thinking that 'cause I'm smashing I'm gonna be your crutch when the landlord comes collecting, babe? Like really?

Then you got to go out and do hoe shyt to get it back, all the while being mad at me 'cause apparently I don't wanna break bread with you on that. Take you and ya titties and get all the way the fukk out of here. I'd got no problem paying the rent if you had to come up off it for an emergency but I ain't spending a cent of my hard earned 'cause you done fukked around and got a sale on Fendi bags and had to take advantage. Nope. Same goes for chicks who let they credit cards run down to the red and don't pay it off.
Women who are prone to arguing when we can talk shyt out. They say "Never argue with a woman 'cause they'll win everytime." I don't argue with women 'cause I go for the jugular and end up seething in the aftermath and I hate that shyt. I can't moderate my anger most of the times in those situations, especially if she's making a scene so I just walk away and hope she don't look to pull on or hit me, but argumentative women ain't my type. Arguing with errybody, the kid at the drive thru window, stewardesses on planes, random nikkas in traffic, "bytch, be cool, this is how people get shot!"
Women who view cooking as a gender bias 'cause they lazy or never learned. I can rock with a woman who never learned to cook, but it's the truly weird chicks who wanna tout equality and 'priorities' over cooking for a man as some sort of badge of courage. You ain't gotta cook for me, I can burn my own shyt. If you ain't know, fukk it, let's hit Youtube and the grocery store and see what we can make

, but if she on that "I ain't cooking for no man, 'cause I ain't trying to be no housewife, I got a career." type shyt and can't even make a simple soup or some shyt
Women who get jealous anytime you interact with another female. I know alot of men cheat and as much as I say I don't (I don't, honestly) you've all the right to be suspicious of that shyt and me, but if I've shown you time and time again, that you're the only one I'm dealing with, not being extra and checking up on you when you say you going out and I ain't there, accepting most ALL your calls no matter what time of the day it is and you STILL got suspicions or assume I'm creeping 'cause I talk nicely to a broad asking a question at the mall or made small talk with some single mother holding a playful baby..........Bush me and keep it moving.

'cause clearly you want me to cheat or can't accept the fact that I ain't trying to and be thankful for that shyt.