What Are Some RED FLAGS When Dealing With A Chick/Dude?

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if a chick feels comfortable farting or burping in front of me thats instant :whoa: status. next thing you know she'll be dropping logs in my toilet and describing them to me :merchant: fukk that, females have to be discreet about that shyt b

back in highschool I was sitting at this table during lunch and there was this one chick (I really wanted to fukk) named stephanie--pretty face & a crazy body--she was laughing and joking with one of her friends and suddenly their conversation turns to the shyt she took last night. she was describing it while laughing hysterically saying afterwards she felt like she 'lost 20 pounds'. I was sitting there like :scusthov: I could never look at her the same way after that
 

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I remember a girl in high school, was like 2 years younger...liked me, called me (ain't even give her my numbers) she was the down for whatever type, but I was kinda squeamish about the whole thing...were talking, and somewhere in there she slips in she was molested by an uncle or stepdad....I wanted to hang up, and I never really fukked with her. All the homies did though, one guy even cuffed her up, that was pretty pathetic. I remember at someones house, I was all drunk and she was on me, sitting in my lap and this dude had the craziest face just staring at me...what kinda simp falls for a girl like that? I'm talking like an 18 year old and a 15/16 year old.
 

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Um...I hate when a group of chicks try to approach me. That shyt is just awkward as hell. One time a group of like 4 chicks ran up on me and told me her friend liked me. I'm talking them ratchet ass Opa Locka chicks. :huhldup:

bytches ran up on me when I was eating lunch talking about her friend liked me. The bytch was loud as fukk. They asked me if I had a phone, I said no. :whoa: Then the bytch gave me her number, I was like :rudy: I took it when I got home threw it on my dresser somewhere and never saw that shyt again. The worst part was they wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of my sophomore year.

Another time this group of Haitian chicks ran up on me in the morning when I was waiting for my homeboys. I'm talking them fresh off the boat Haitian chicks in South Florida chicks. Her friend was like "You have gwelfwiend?" I'm like "Nah." :rudy: Then she was like "You do now" and pointed to her friend. I was like :huhldup:
 

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Um...I hate when a group of chicks try to approach me. That shyt is just awkward as hell. One time a group of like 4 chicks ran up on me and told me her friend liked me. I'm talking them ratchet ass Opa Locka chicks. :huhldup:

bytches ran up on me when I was eating lunch talking about her friend liked me. The bytch was loud as fukk. They asked me if I had a phone, I said no. :whoa: Then the bytch gave me her number, I was like :rudy: I took it when I got home threw it on my dresser somewhere and never saw that shyt again. The worst part was they wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of my sophomore year.

Another time this group of Haitian chicks ran up on me in the morning when I was waiting for my homeboys. I'm talking them fresh off the boat Haitian chicks in South Florida chicks. Her friend was like "You have gwelfwiend?" I'm like "Nah." :rudy: Then she was like "You do now" and pointed to her friend. I was like :huhldup:

:laugh:@the visual
 

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One of those types that wants to look through your phone and thinks its a sign of trust. Can't handle you talking to any of your exes--I'm talking girls you broke up with 4 years ago and shyt, not like last week :what: thinks you owe her gifts and shyt for menail things, and bytches about what you do actually get her.

But I would never let it get that far with that sense of entitlement. :smh:

Edit- And I'm talking flirtin with your ex and shyt just sayin hi when you walk down the street and loses her shyt. :scusthov:
 

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A girl always mentioning how sad/ugly they are. shyt gets tiring.

I remember a girl in high school, was like 2 years younger...liked me, called me (ain't even give her my numbers) she was the down for whatever type, but I was kinda squeamish about the whole thing...were talking, and somewhere in there she slips in she was molested by an uncle or stepdad....I wanted to hang up, and I never really fukked with her. All the homies did though, one guy even cuffed her up, that was pretty pathetic. I remember at someones house, I was all drunk and she was on me, sitting in my lap and this dude had the craziest face just staring at me...what kinda simp falls for a girl like that? I'm talking like an 18 year old and a 15/16 year old.

Lots of sexual abuse victims end up promiscuous. Can't tell you how many I've met. Some of them telling me a month later or years later.
 

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Um...I hate when a group of chicks try to approach me. That shyt is just awkward as hell. One time a group of like 4 chicks ran up on me and told me her friend liked me. I'm talking them ratchet ass Opa Locka chicks. :huhldup:

bytches ran up on me when I was eating lunch talking about her friend liked me. The bytch was loud as fukk. They asked me if I had a phone, I said no. :whoa: Then the bytch gave me her number, I was like :rudy: I took it when I got home threw it on my dresser somewhere and never saw that shyt again. The worst part was they wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of my sophomore year.

Another time this group of Haitian chicks ran up on me in the morning when I was waiting for my homeboys. I'm talking them fresh off the boat Haitian chicks in South Florida chicks. Her friend was like "You have gwelfwiend?" I'm like "Nah." :rudy: Then she was like "You do now" and pointed to her friend. I was like :huhldup:

:deadfifty:

Breh, how did you react to that? What did you say? :wow:

I don't condone hitting women but I swear if I ever heard that I might go from catching the Holy Ghost to catching bodies :krs:
 
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Red flags when dealing with a dude.

Other than the obvious I'd say dudes who have bad taste in music are almost always lame

Most music snobs have the agreement that all women have bad taste in music so it isn't exactly the same on their side.
 

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Red flags when dealing with a dude.

Other than the obvious I'd say dudes who have bad taste in music are almost always lame

Most music snobs have the agreement that all women have bad taste in music so it isn't exactly the same on their side.

Funny thing is, whenever I've been with a girl I usually flood her with my favorite type of music and ofc they think omggg he's so different etc, but I don't do it purposely, I just show all my friends music as most of them have shyt taste in music and I've always been known as a music guy.
 

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Um...I hate when a group of chicks try to approach me. That shyt is just awkward as hell. One time a group of like 4 chicks ran up on me and told me her friend liked me. I'm talking them ratchet ass Opa Locka chicks. :huhldup:

bytches ran up on me when I was eating lunch talking about her friend liked me. The bytch was loud as fukk. They asked me if I had a phone, I said no. :whoa: Then the bytch gave me her number, I was like :rudy: I took it when I got home threw it on my dresser somewhere and never saw that shyt again. The worst part was they wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of my sophomore year.

Another time this group of Haitian chicks ran up on me in the morning when I was waiting for my homeboys. I'm talking them fresh off the boat Haitian chicks in South Florida chicks. Her friend was like "You have gwelfwiend?" I'm like "Nah." :rudy: Then she was like "You do now" and pointed to her friend. I was like :huhldup:

:heh::laugh:
 
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