Going up the elevator with lunch and someone in the elevator making the inevitable "that smells good!" or "pizza for lunch, huh?" comment
Idiots not paying attention when the light turns green and causing everyone behind them to miss it
People who insist on pulling up right alongside you at a stop light
People who troll behind a lady pushing a stroller full of kids because they want her parking spot even though she's obviously going to take 10 minutes to get into her car and will purposely take even longer once she knows she has an audience. If she's not pulling out the second you pull up, it's not your spot, keep it moving.
The idiot who orders food at a busy takeout restaurant and immediately stands directly in front of the pickup counter and causes a clusterfukk for the 20 people that are going to be getting their food first
Buying something for $3 at a store and having the idiot cashier ask you if you want to open a credit account so you can save 10 percent on your purchase
Basically, if I don't know you, leave me the fukk alone and stay the fukk out of my way
