What are some signs that a female is a bird?

[skb1065]

if she has wings

if her first name is larry

if her face looks like

 

[Arishok]

 

[Elle Driver]

Plus, these birds be talking about how they favorite dude is damn Stevie J or Peter Gunz.

You know a girl is a bird when she talk about smoking loud all the damn time. With the cursing. With the "Only God can judge me" quotes. On top of the nonsense

Oh hell nah. And @Dwolf tried calling me a bird.

 

[Wild self]

Oh hell nah. And @Dwolf tried calling me a bird.

Plus these bird brain females talking about the best club in they area, but they broke as fukk and talking about tricking ass dudes who pay for them. They have kids too and yet they never raise them

 

[Dwolf]

Oh hell nah. And @Dwolf tried calling me a bird.

I didn't try

 

[Elle Driver]

I didn't try

You're not even baby daddy material though.

 

[Dwolf]

You're not even baby daddy material though.

You thinking thats a insult

 

[Ronald McDonald]

Ebonics don't make me a bird, breh. Don't hurt my feelings.




Basically, it's a.slut.

fixed

 

[Elle Driver]

You thinking thats a insult

You're dead to me.

 

[Seea]

"Oh nah, I don't fukk with nikkas from Whereverthefukk."

*gets into a relationship with nikka from Whereverthefukk, has baby, complains about him and said relationship but doesn't leave*

 

[Wild self]

"Oh nah, I don't fukk with nikkas from Whereverthefukk."

*gets into a relationship with nikka from Whereverthefukk, has baby, complains about him and said relationship but doesn't leave*

@ that shyt. ratchet hoes want their lives like reality TV stars

 

[Soundwave]

When she flies to coup to gobble down on some worms

Edit: what's a bird? That's east coast slang I think?

I was going to say "if she regurgitates her food to feed her young"

 

[Milk N Cookies]

Claps after every word.

 

[Torrential]

best use of a youtube video ive seen on here

 

[QuintessentialBM]

A bird is the ebonic version of what white people call dumb females "bimbo." The difference is that birds SAY and DO dumb s**t without remorse and pass it off as normal, everyday behavior. This is not to say that non black women cannot be "birds" because there are PLENTY of them.

I'm not gonna go in because I'm not trying to hurt anyone's fragile feelings and because there are plenty of quality examples already in this thread.