What are Some Times Yall Failed on Food?

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

- many times i mis-eyeballed some water when making rice and came back to that pot like in 20mins and rice look cooked but its still water in it.


- i tried to use one of them cheap ass gold handle family dollar pots. Soon as my oil heated and i threw something in there it immediately started sticking to the bottom


- few weeks ago tried to make on of those instant asian vermicelli noodles and the soup was still watery. I wanted to thicken it so i threw some corn starch in there and that shyt got instantly gloopy. I hurried up and rinsed that off

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

I was making some tres leeches pancakes one morning for myself and a girl I was dating, long story short instead of me adding baking powder I added baking soda

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I was making some tres leeches pancakes one morning for myself and a girl I was dating, long story short instead of me adding baking powder I added baking soda

What happened? It just didnt rise

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

What happened? It just didnt rise

naw man everything cooked. just when i took a bite out of it it gave me the bitter beer face...just imagine you are fiending for some pancakes and you eat baking soda instead...all of that syrup wasted

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Plenty of times cooking while on Twitter. Fuccd up all types of meals burning shyt up trynna b on Twitter while I'm cooking.

 

[King Jae]

Early days when I first learned how to fry chicken...grandmama showed me the way of the Jedi when I stayed wit her in the summer down south...come home after school one day...my dumbass turned the fire all the way up...grease was poppin all over the place...but the skin was cooked tho...so I'm all...thinkin im doin big shyt...cut that first piece open blood just oozing out and was still pink on the inside....pops laughed my ass out and finished the batch

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Plenty of times cooking while on Twitter. Fuccd up all types of meals burning shyt up trynna b on Twitter while I'm cooking.

Thata my thing.
I never burn shyt.
Only times i can remember is when i would drank too much and fall asleep wit shyt in the oven

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Thata my thing.
I never burn shyt.
Only times i can remember is when i would drank too much and fall asleep wit shyt in the oven

Twitter will have me about to burn my kitchen down

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Early days when I first learned how to fry chicken...grandmama showed me the way of the Jedi when I stayed wit her in the summer down south...come home after school one day...my dumbass turned the fire all the way up...grease was poppin all over the place...but the skin was cooked tho...so I'm all...thinkin im doin big shyt...cut that first piece open blood just oozing out and was still pink on the inside....pops laughed my ass out and finished the batch

Even when i was in high school i used to think "might as well cook everything on high so it can cook faster"

Folks today still be tryna cook eggs on medium high and wonder why they gotta keep putting hot water in the pan and let it soak before they try to clean it

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Twitter will have me about to burn my kitchen down

Twitter cant be that serious.

(Ima breh tho)

When i cook i just throw on a podcast or tariq or something and put my earphones in. Ipp be damned if i cook in silence

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Twitter cant be that serious.

(Ima breh tho)

When i cook i just throw on a podcast or tariq or something and put my earphones in. Ipp be damned if i cook in silence

Yuh I did fucc up but it do b that serious

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yuh I did fucc up but it do b that serious

shytt i has one for like 5 years and i only go on there for Tariq.

 

[ThaBoyBam]

I fukk up rice everytime

 

[sanityovar8ted]

shytt i has one for like 5 years and i only go on there for Tariq.

I follow some good peeps shyt pop off n I b stuck

 

[colicolicoli]

Yesterday I was high and accidentally poured flour instead of sugar in my cheerios.