What are the worst things you've ever heard while eavesdropping on someone's conversation?

[BeeGoinCrazy]

When I was working my old job with kids, I heard this white bytch talk about how her ex husband makes like 100 bands a year or something and she gets half of that plus child support. I was acting like I was doing some real shyt so she wouldn’t suspect me of eavesdropping but fr I don’t even make close to 50 bands but damn this reinforced the infamous GMB

 

[WaveGang]

When I was like 15 was listening on the line to my white friend and his gf talk on the phone. She was like I was in the music room and it smelt like c00ns and n words.

I was like OK then Charlotte.

Me n him don't speak no more. Lol

 

[Crayola Coyote]

More like I was minding my business at a New York concert waiting for Playboi Carti to come out until I overheard these 2 white chicks in front of me talking about how one was gonna have sex with some dude later on that night. I knew I wasn’t high cause I would not make up some shyt like that in my head. shyt really blew my mind how it was so Blatant. This always happens to me when I’m around white chicks. .

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

I was on a catamaran in Aruba and this group of girls from Nebraska was getting tipsy talking loud and one of them said she had 15 abortions and gonorrhea

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

More like I was minding my business at a concert wait in for Playboi Carti to come out until I overheard these 2 white chicks in front of me talking about how one was gonna have sex with some dude later on that night. I knew wasn’t high cause I would not make some shyt like that up in my head like that. shyt really blew my mind how it was so Blatant. This always happens to me when I’m around white chicks. .

nikka that's light af
You surprised a woman was talking about having sex

 

[L&HH]

I wasn’t eavesdropping they were just loud as shyt. But In college walking home from the bars with a friend. We walk past two girls and one of them was like “and his dikk was this small” and held her thumb and pointer finger together doing that gesture when something is small. My homie then blurted out stop fukking with them shrimp dikk nikkas and get you a real nikka . They just laughed and walked away.

 

[General Mills]

A breh I met in boot camp ended up becoming a Navy Seal. We kept in contact and whenever we had a chance we would he together and shoot the shyt.

One time he invited me over to his house to watch football. Told me he would introduce me to some of his Navy Seal friends too. I was like word!


I come over and he was in the kitchen so he saw me pull up. I did not have to knock. He lets me in. Tells me to go on down to the basement. He was getting wings out the oven. So I am heading down the steps and I hear his other 3 Navy Seal buddies talking. They did not know I had came in.

they were talking about some mission and how they tortured a dude The one cac was like . So we started cutting off his toes cause he was bullshytting


My steps slowed and I was Then they all spotted me.

To this day this was some of the smoothest shyt I have ever seen. The dude talking switched the convo so slick and showed no surprise or panic. He was like the Bears can’t get a first down damnit And his boys also switched into football mode and were



I came on in and we all chopped it up about the game and bullshyt. They played it off so good I started thinking.... maybe I didn’t hear that shyt

 

[Booker T Garvey]

Back when we had these, I could heard a lot of my neighbors dirt

 

[Booker T Garvey]

A breh I met in boot camp ended up becoming a Navy Seal. We kept in contact and whenever we had a chance we would he together and shoot the shyt.

One time he invited me over to his house to watch football. Told me he would introduce me to some of his Navy Seal friends too. I was like word!


I come over and he was in the kitchen so he saw me pull up. I did not have to knock. He lets me in. Tells me to go on down to the basement. He was getting wings out the oven. So I am heading down the steps and I hear his other 3 Navy Seal buddies talking. They did not know I had came in.

they were talking about some mission and how they tortured a dude The one cac was like . So we started cutting off his toes cause he was bullshytting


My steps slowed and I was Then they all spotted me.

To this day this was some of the smoothest shyt I have ever seen. The dude talking switched the convo so slick and showed no surprise or panic. He was like the Bears can’t get a first down damnit And his boys also switched into football mode and were



I came on in and we all chopped it up about the game and bullshyt. They played it off so good I started thinking.... maybe I didn’t hear that shyt

damn!!

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I was on a catamaran in Aruba and this group of girls from Nebraska was getting tipsy talking loud and one of them said she had 15 abortions and gonorrhea

Oh hell nah

 

[Crayola Coyote]

A breh I met in boot camp ended up becoming a Navy Seal. We kept in contact and whenever we had a chance we would he together and shoot the shyt.

One time he invited me over to his house to watch football. Told me he would introduce me to some of his Navy Seal friends too. I was like word!


I come over and he was in the kitchen so he saw me pull up. I did not have to knock. He lets me in. Tells me to go on down to the basement. He was getting wings out the oven. So I am heading down the steps and I hear his other 3 Navy Seal buddies talking. They did not know I had came in.

they were talking about some mission and how they tortured a dude The one cac was like . So we started cutting off his toes cause he was bullshytting


My steps slowed and I was Then they all spotted me.

To this day this was some of the smoothest shyt I have ever seen. The dude talking switched the convo so slick and showed no surprise or panic. He was like the Bears can’t get a first down damnit And his boys also switched into football mode and were



I came on in and we all chopped it up about the game and bullshyt. They played it off so good I started thinking.... maybe I didn’t hear that shyt

damn... @General Mills stories never disappoint.

 

[Goombreh]

when i went out to queens back in 99, i was trying to camouflage with a couple dudes by what you call a bodega. then some icey dude pulled up mad about some order. i walked past and heard " Man we gotta go get something to eat man I'm hungry as a motherfukker Hey yo man, damn what's taking homie so long son? 50, calm down, here he come What the fukk!? Son, pull up! pull up!"

 

[valet]

Girl at the school i worked was talking real loud on the phone. At the age of 12, she lied to her mother about not being a virgin. The truth was her mother boyfriend was having sex with her while her moms was asleep. Eventually she told her mother but guess what? Her mama blamed her.

The crazy thing is we had a convo like 2 weeks prior when i found she didn't "like boys". This was surprise to me because she's a big flirt. Now, she goes with guys and use them for money. But after that phine convo, it makes sense. Havent spoke with her about hearing her phone convo. But apart of me wants to so she can get some help. I don't know.

 

[General Mills]

damn... @General Mills stories never disappoint.

I know those special forces cats are no saints. But the matter of fact way they were discussing it had me


They were casually talking about snipping off toes like we would talk about the NBA playoffs.

when they noticed me my first thought was shyt. I started scoping out the situation cause I assumed there was a possibility I could get murked for simply hearing the wrong shyt. One cac was eating chips on the couch. The cac talking was at the pool table sipping a drink. The other seal was a light skin breh was on the other couch with pretzels in his hands. And my homie was just coming down the steps behind me with the a bowl full of wings

After a hasty calculation I decided I am about to get murked efficiently.


Instead of that they smoothly switched the convo to the game and acted like that convo never happened

 

[TEH]

Girl at the school i worked was talking real loud on the phone. At the age of 12, she lied to her mother about not being a virgin. The truth was her mother boyfriend was having sex with her while her moms was asleep. Eventually she told her mother but guess what? Her mama blamed her.

The crazy thing is we had a convo like 2 weeks prior when i found she didn't "like boys". This was surprise to me because she's a big flirt. Now, she goes with guys and use them for money. But after that phine convo, it makes sense. Havent spoke with her about hearing her phone convo. But apart of me wants to so she can get some help. I don't know.

You need to tell her you overheard and your there if she ever wants to talk

she’ll probably never speak to you again but it will probably lead to her eventually getting some help

Never mind that made more sense in my head

just shut up and be there for her