What are you brehs paying for child support?

[ba'al]

Zero dollars and zero cent. Zero children.

Vasectomy all day every day.

 

[NYSTATEOFMIND]

I am soooooooooooo glad im done paying child support.I was paying 1600 a month for one kid....now I keep it all to myself

 

[DaddyFresh]

One very expensive nut

I know 2 guys at my job that had kids off one night stands. Insane lmaooo.

 

[Spence]

I know 2 guys at my job that hid kids off one night stands. Insane lmaooo.

Put it in her ass, mouth, or on the floor or in your hand. ANYWHERE except shooting up the club, being a whole dumbass

 

[DaddyFresh]

Put it in her ass, mouth, or on the floor or in your hand. ANYWHERE except shooting up the club, being a whole dumbass

One was blacked out drunk and the other just got caught slipping after running into an old friend that invited him to a party. Crazy thing is breh didn't find out until the kid was almost 2 and he was in Afghanistan. Got the news from his wife crying lmao. It happened before they were together but still.

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

I'm down to my last 7 months of child support brehs. Been a long time coming. Literally 15 more payments. I could honestly stop it now since my daughter has moved out of the house with my ex-wife and is now living with another one of our daughters but since it's going to my daughter directly, I'm not going to stop it and will just let the normal stuff progress as it would have if she still lived with her mother. That said, I'll get that money back in my pocket early next year. Besides, I'm still paying for her cell phone bill and will till she is 21 then she has to cover that as well.

 

[ChatGPT-5]

personification of raw and regret

 

[Shadow King]

Did you get it?

No. Things need to line up for me to
A) Not get too much or any ethical resistance
B) Have the proper work-life balance to actually go be able to keep appointments and go through the process of freezing the original sauce before cutting the faucet

 

[Laidbackman]

Somebody said they heard the OP say he was a physician. When you're out there, you gotta be so careful that you begin to feel a little like a gynecologist as well. Sometimes it feels like it's either that, or have real fun, and risk getting her pregnant, hoping you don't wound up with an std, if it's a one nighter. Ain't nothing worse than getting a girl pregnant so fast, that you didn't really have good sex, because you were so careful you felt more like a gynecologist with gloves. Even worse, if it's also a girl you knew you would never marry

A little off topic, but I remember one Winter, I tapped this fine chick with very pretty skin on the first night. I didn't realize how pretty her skin was until Spring came around, and I saw her in shorts. I remember she had baby hair, and a little bit of that smooth baby hair was on her legs. Sometimes I wish I didn't tap it the first night...it would have left a little more to my imagination. Or maybe I would have been shocked seeing how pretty her legs were regardless, seeing her in shorts for the first time. Btw, she was the first of two girls that made me finally dump them right at the beginning of Spring. That can feel like the worst time. It use to be the time I'd first meet a girl, when I was younger . Tbh, neither of those two girls had any business making it past one month. I really mean that

 

[JT-Money]

Her lawyer needs to be disbarred after this azz whooping.

 

[Ku$h Parker]

1k A Month as a Check Garnishment
1 Child,No Regrets,No Worries bout Sheriff's knocking on my Front Doe wit a Warrant for Mt Arrest cause I refused to Pay a Ho

 

[DonB90]

After the south, I wouldn’t wish child support on my worst enemy.

 

[DonB90]

$3000 for 3 kiddos

12×3,000=$36,000 a year.

Good Lord

 

[aliG]

what happens if you lose your job and have no income? you still have to pay child support????

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

18 years of stress for 3 minutes of pleasure.