What are your dating standards?

[4-Rin]

My dating standards are different from my smashing standards

Dating standards?
No kids
Not fat
Attractive to me
Educated


If you have those I'd date you to see where your head is at. That's when personality and other things come into play

Smashing standards?
In the words of Tony Yayo "You can be skinny or fat, asian or black, but p*ssy is p*ssy so yeah i'll hit that"....in gucci flipflops :lowlife:
Jokes aside my smashing standards are loose but I do have limits

 

[Ashley Banks]

I feel sorry for the poor sap that puts up with that bullshyt.

what bullshyt

 

[Elle Driver]

And that nikka is a unicorn, yes?

Nah.

 

[SubZero]

Any chick that looks similar to this:

OR

this:

And must at least be college educated, not too many body counts, a tad traditional, and no history of trauma and mental illness. Can't be too religious as well.

 

[SubZero]

Nah.

So, why did you cosign the unicorn post?

 

[phobos:\\]

what bullshyt

"Worships the ground I walk on"
"Does what I tell him"
"Doesn't drink"
"Doesn't smoke"
"Doesn't party"
"Not sexist"
"Not an a$$hole"

 

[4-Rin]

"Worships the ground I walk on"
"Does what I tell him"
"Doesn't drink"
"Doesn't smoke"
"Doesn't party"
"Not sexist"
"Not an a$$hole"

All that can be summed in one word

Simp

 

[Aphrodite]

Funny
No stds/STIs
Not religious
Mellow personality
Honest
Ambitious

 

[Ashley Banks]

"Worships the ground I walk on"
"Does what I tell him"
"Doesn't drink"
"Doesn't smoke"
"Doesn't party"
"Not sexist"
"Not an a$$hole"

How is that "putting up with bullshyt" when I want a guy that's like that naturally? I'm not asking anyone to change.

and how is not wanting a sexist, a$$hole, that drinks, smokes, and parties all the time a bad thing? Only on the coli lmfao. "how dare you not want a sexist alcoholic a$$hole for a husband!"

 

[Elle Driver]

So, why did you cosign the unicorn post?

That's not a unicorn post. Instead of knit picking what I co signed, why don't you just answer the OP?

 

[phobos:\\]

Funny
No stds/STIs
Not religious
Mellow personality
Honest
Ambitious

You forgot, "into transgendered women".

 

[Barnett114]

No kids
Over 5'10
Attractive (at least an 8.5)
In great shape (trey songs body type or better)
Has a career
Not sexist
Not a cheater
Not an a$$hole
Does what I ask
Worships the ground I walk on
Believes in marriage
Good personality
Genuinely a good person (not those fake nice guys)
Not hairy
Doesn't drink
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't do drugs
Doesn't party

 

[Aphrodite]

You forgot, "into transgendered women".

No I didn't. I don't mind being the exception.

 

[phobos:\\]

How is that "putting up with bullshyt" when I want a guy that's like that naturally? I'm not asking anyone to change.

and how is not wanting a sexist, a$$hole, that drinks, smokes, and parties all the time a bad thing? Only on the coli lmfao. "how dare you not want a sexist alcoholic a$$hole for a husband!"

No guy is like that naturally. They'd have to change to meet those unrealistic expectations.

 

[Barnett114]

I feel sorry for the poor sap that puts up with that bullshyt.

She's married so