What are your dating standards?

[phobos:\\]

well...

I wish I were younger now

you believe everything you read online?

Could be a white guy fulfilling his fantasies online for all you know, and you making those simp posts to a screen name.

 

[ill_will82]

No kids
Over 5'10
Attractive (at least an 8.5)
In great shape (trey songs body type or better)
Has a career
Not sexist
Not a cheater
Not an a$$hole
Does what I ask
Worships the ground I walk on
Believes in marriage
Good personality
Genuinely a good person (not those fake nice guys)
Not hairy
Doesn't drink
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't do drugs
Doesn't party

So what do you bring to the table to require all those expectations?

 

[StickStickly]

5'8 or taller
V shape upper body. Doesn't have to be fit, but not obese
Funny, charismatic
Slow to anger, rational, chill personality
No serious conditions like bipolar or narcissistic personality disorders or anger problems
Drinks and smokes on occasion (ie before sex)
Loves animals and nature, athletic
Educated- ba or higher.
No fukking sexism. It's annoying
Likes Netflix etc, reading, cultured or open to learning
Longish hair, has a slight beard or facial hair. No Goatees or weird hair
Gets along with all kinds of people
Stylish. I love brown boots and suits on men
Good hygiene and Keeps his place clean
Ambitious and loves his job or hobby
Kind

 

[Ashley Banks]

you believe everything you read online?

Could be a white guy fulfilling his fantasies online for all you know, and you making those simp posts to a screen name.

you're really mad about this. I've posted proof pics, been in tinychat, I even used to sing to people on TC. I even posted a voice recording of me speaking in a (horrible) British accent.

 

[Ashley Banks]

So what do you bring to the table to require all those expectations?

See below, good sir.

Attractive (tall, big boobs, big butt, small waist, long hair etc etc)
Nice
smart
work out and eat healthy
easy to get along with
not a cheater
not a hoe (only had sex with my husband)
in college (going to be a family nurse practitioner)
great credit
no kids
great cook
lots of monies
funny af ()
don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
always happy
not abusive (verbally/physically)

and much more.

 

[Mac Brown]

you believe everything you read online?

Could be a white guy fulfilling his fantasies online for all you know, and you making those simp posts to a screen name.

nikka you might be right

Edit: I think she is legit though

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

No kids
Over 5'10
Attractive (at least an 8.5)
In great shape (trey songs body type or better)
Has a career
Not sexist
Not a cheater
Not an a$$hole
Does what I ask
Worships the ground I walk on
Believes in marriage
Good personality
Genuinely a good person (not those fake nice guys)
Not hairy
Doesn't drink
Doesn't smoke
Doesn't do drugs
Doesn't party

Your husband lost

 

[phobos:\\]

you're really mad about this. I've posted proof pics, been in tinychat, I even used to sing to people on TC. I even posted a voice recording of me speaking in a (horrible) British accent.

I am/was ignorant. I didn't know. You can't say I am mad because of that.

 

[HabitualChiller]

Why you deserve a rich woman?

Because I'm young and have potential

 

[Ashley Banks]

Your husband lost

I honestly think he's winning.

 

[Astroslik]

Attractive (tall, big boobs, big butt, small waist, long hair etc etc)
Nice
smart
work out and eat healthy
easy to get along with
not a cheater
not a hoe (only had sex with my husband)
in college (going to be a family nurse practitioner)
great credit
no kids
great cook
lots of monies
funny af ()
don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
always happy
not abusive (verbally/physically)

I guess thecoli literally has the epitome of perfect women posting here

 

[Ashley Banks]

I guess thecoli literally has the epitome of perfect women posting here

I'm a feminist, not submissive, lazy, and a Beyonce stan. I think that disqualifies me from being perfect on the coli.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm a feminist, not submissive, lazy, and a Beyonce stan.

Yikes

 

[SubZero]

Attractive (tall, big boobs, big butt, small waist, long hair etc etc)
Nice
smart
work out and eat healthy
easy to get along with
not a cheater
not a hoe (only had sex with my husband)
in college (going to be a family nurse practitioner)
great credit
no kids
great cook
lots of monies
funny af ()
don't drink, smoke, do drugs, or party
always happy
not abusive (verbally/physically)

Post your pics, we don't believe you.

You sound like ****.

 

[Astroslik]

I'm a feminist, not submissive, lazy, and a Beyonce stan. I think that disqualifies me from being perfect on the coli.

For a black man such as myself who dates black women, that's perfectly normal qualities.

But it seems as if you're inflating yourself with those qualities, no woman or man is perfect. Most men would die to find a woman with all of those qualities to a tee