What are your family secrets?

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Found out my lil uncle, moms lil brother, year older than me and a dude I grew up with, is not related to me:wtf: my grandparents adopted him and there's no sign of him having any family, so they prolly found him in a dumpster or some shyt:ohhh:

A lot of shyt started to make sense. How he looks, the way they treated him, everything. He has no idea (I think) and the rest of the family don't know that my brother and I know :shaq:




Another family secret our mom told us a few years back is that she has a teenage half sister in Boston. My grandpa has a woman over there. My grandma accepted his bullshyt, knowing it's either this or divorce and that aint happening and my grandpa is like :myman: cuz he knows.


Moms side of the family is like a damn HBO drama show, I wonder what's next? :wow:
 

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There's been some cousin-fukking.
There's been some child molestation.
Obviously there's been infidelity.
And I'm Jackie Robinson's great nephew.
 

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Incest. It's not exactly a secret but it's one of those things you never talk about again after being told.

Edit: I actually meant incestual rape.
 

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I've had people come up to me and tell me that one of my uncle was born outta wedlock and the father was one of their uncles... I dare not ask my family to confirm this.
 

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You nikkas not elaborating.

Found out recently one of my great aunts isn't actually a great aunt. More like a 3rd cousin. My great grandmother took her in as her own. My great uncle told this to a select few on his deathbed.

One of my lil cousins got physically abused by his mothers boyfriend. I don't know what happen to dude, and I won't ask.

I think one of my other cousins got molested by a man when they stayed in Philly. People dance around this one though.


One of my cousins is HIV positive. She is a cured as she can get though. You have to be a certain age in the family before they let you know that one though. Was hidden from me for about 8 years.
 

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my grandfather killed a dude with a machete in DR back in the day for disrespecting the familys last name :manny:..they found dude with his head barely chopped off, still kinda intact to the neck

my fam acts like it never happened for obvious reasons but other people from other fams be like :merchant: when they see my grandfather and they always bring it up. I've seen people pay respect to him like if he was vito corleone himself..since i was a kid i always looked at him like :obama:..the amount of respect he gets is :wow:
 
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