What are your family secrets?

[The Amerikkkan Idol]

YouWasntReady

You nikkas not elaborating.

Found out recently one of my great aunts isn't actually a great aunt. More like a 3rd cousin. My great grandmother took her in as her own. My great uncle told this to a select few on his deathbed.

One of my lil cousins got physically abused by his mothers boyfriend. I don't know what happen to dude, and I won't ask.

I think one of my other cousins got molested by a man when they stayed in Philly. People dance around this one though.


One of my cousins is HIV positive. She is a cured as she can get though. You have to be a certain age in the family before they let you know that one though. Was hidden from me for about 8 years.

What do you mean, cured?

 

[Malik]

Incest. It's not exactly a secret but it's one of those things you never talk about again after being told.

Edit: I actually meant incestual rape.

I was when I found out our family secret. Back in the day, pretty much everybody's granddaddy did some foul shyt and their wives stayed with them because they had too. My grandmom was no different.




First, my granddaddy had 7 kids before meeting my grandma. My grandma also 7 kids with her first husband, then he died, so she married my granddaddy & they had 4 more kids together. So its 18 kids in total. Well, my granddaddy also had a young tender upstate he never told anybody about She had a daughter by him but, the little girl died when she was a baby, so nobody ever found out until years after my grandpa died when one of his senile ass brothers admitted to it.




Second, and here is the disgusting one. My grandmama had 7 kids from her first husband like i said, so some of her children were grown or near being grown when she was deep into her marriage with my granddaddy. My granddaddy started fooling around with one of my grandmom's daughters from the first marriage. He got her pregnant twice. Twice nikka That means he did that nasty shyt the first time, then turned around and did it again My older "cousins" I'd known all my life were really my aunt and uncle. To this day, nobody talks about it. Their father is just some imaginary phantom nikka we never met that never existed My aunt is a doctor now, real bourgeoise, nose in the air, stuck up sorority type broad, making 200k a year with a big ass house in the suburbs.....i guess she wanted to do as much as she could to push herself away from the fact that her mother fukked her step-daddy/mother's husband.

 

[Malik]

my grandfather killed a dude with a machete in DR back in the day for disrespecting the familys last name ..they found dude with his head barely chopped off, still kinda intact to the neck

my fam acts like it never happened for obvious reasons but other people from other fams be like when they see my grandfather and they always bring it up. I've seen people pay respect to him like if he was vito corleone himself..since i was a kid i always looked at him like ..the amount of respect he gets is

 

[Seea]

My granddaddy started fooling around with one of my grandmom's daughters from the first marriage. He got her pregnant twice. Twice nikka That means he did that nasty shyt the first time, then turned around and did it again My older "cousins" I'd known all my life were really my aunt and uncle.

These predatory nasty old men... and those weren't even the ones I used to stay away from growing up. It was always some friend of an uncle, or some wayward ass cousin I didn't grow up with.

Old nikkas stay tryna stick themselves (at times succeeding) in the nearest available young warm body.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Found out yesterday I'm the heir to the Bush's baked beans fortune

And the secret formula

 

[Takerstani]

Spoiler

I'm 2nd generation from an incident of step-sibling rape.

 

[Numpsay]

What do you mean, cured?

Read up on it breh, this isn't 1988 anymore.

 

[Binary]

 

[Ghpstface]

a couple of my aunts and uncles have been going by their middle names this whole time


everything i know is a lie

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

My pops has a step brother I didnt even know about

 

[mbewane]

my grandfather killed a dude with a machete in DR back in the day for disrespecting the familys last name ..they found dude with his head barely chopped off, still kinda intact to the neck

my fam acts like it never happened for obvious reasons but other people from other fams be like when they see my grandfather and they always bring it up. I've seen people pay respect to him like if he was vito corleone himself..since i was a kid i always looked at him like ..the amount of respect he gets is

 

[DreadHead P]

Ion know if this counts but my moms has this friend, they been good friends for years, real cool lady, she's the pastor of a church and everything. She has a daughter my age and a son a lil younger than me thas cool wit me and my lil brother, we fuccs wit em the long way. My part of the secret ain't that bad, I used to fucc the daughter but I'm sure they wanted us to hook up, they used to send just us 2 to the movies together and shyt. Shyt gets kinda crazy cause back in like 03/04 when I was still hittin her my older brother was hittin the moms, both of them were married. When he first told me I didn't believe him but then her son started talkin about his moms taking trips to Atl (where my brother lives) and comin back wit flyers from a club I knew my brother managed at the time but he didnt. Shyt gets even crazier because around this same time my lil brother was fuccin the mother's sister. He was like 16, she was like 28, pregnant by and engaged to some older dude. My moms has no idea of any of it (other than my part) and neither does the son who is my nicca so I feel kinda bad that we ran thru his fam like that

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I always knew my mom was 1/4th Portuguese but I just found out why.

I never knew anything at all about my great grandparents on my grandfather's side. They died before I was born.

My family on that side are Bermudian. I just found out recently that his dad (my great granddad) was apparently as black as coal, but my granddad came out of the womb light-skinned with hazel eyes. Great grandma let some Portuguese dude smash. Great grandfather raised my granddad like normal, but he never slept in the same room with his wife again after that, I heard.

My granddad was really nice and a cool old cat. But he had a bad drinking problem and I never understood why. He was a happy drunk, but still a drunk. Now I think I understand it better. It must be ether to be reminded that your mom is a thot every time you look in the mirror.

But then I thought this was like the 1910's so how can I be sure any sex between a black woman and a white man was consensual? I thought about that J. Cole line:

"In chains and powerless, brave souls reduced to cowardice
Slaving in the baking sun for hours just
To see the master creep into the shack where your lady at
9 months later got a baby, that's
Not quite what you expected, but you
Refuse to neglect it, cause you
Know your wifey loves you,thus you refuse to accept it
That's that type shyt that turn my granny light-skinned"

I don't know.

I won't even speak on my dad's side. Drama central.

 

[TEH]

There is this one person in my family who posts on message boards all day while he is supposedly working. He even uses slang that he doesn't use in real life online and puts up silly pics to try to be funny af. But he's not at all funny. He's such a loser for what he's doing and tbh I'm so ashamed of him.





Why you lying breh

???????????


My account was hacked ... sorry about that ...


I'm not even going to erase it ...

 

[ZoeGod]

Great grand pops in haiti on pops side of the family with his bros used to kill voudou witchdoctor folk call gangan(i think that is the spelling) in aux caye. My moms older brother was a member of Fraph and died in a gangshoot out in Gonaives in the 90s.