What are your standards? (for sex)

DEAD7

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No standards what so ever for smashing, none. Except for whether or not i'm gonna speak on it aterwards.

... and the standards for polishing the knob are even lower.

(over 70 is kinda :patrice:though)
 

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Personally I dont want to fukk anyone i havent been dating for atleast a month or so. Im like women with my shyt i dont want to fukk anyone i dont have an emotional attatchment to. I think sex is a very serious thing that is taken too lightly by us today, you shouldnt go around puttin ur D in every bytch expecting nothing to go wrong. I feel sorry for girls who are used for sex and abandoned by a man.

Ill probably get a bunch of i have no standards responses from yall. But id like to hear interesting or nonconventional sex standards
:mjlol:....A woman told you that right?
 

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As long as that thang don't smell like stale piss when I take the drawers off I'm hitting it...that shyts happened to me once I started boaking like fukk it was that bad threw that bytch stinking ass out with the quickness, nasty bytch had that swamp p*ssy.. :huhldup:
 

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7.5in × 6in minimum:yeshrug:
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The OP is a virgin. Watch when he finally gets his dikk wet. He'll be trying to dive back into that wet wet and having withdraws, all that shyt.
 
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