what coli nikka is this?

[bourgeoisie tall freak]

Men like this are common -- it's hilarious TBH.

You can be #perfection -- body, real hair, teeth, great job -all that - and you don't text back when they want you too.

Them: What's up THOT! I guess you too busy trying to get seeded up for a come up to call me back. You aint that fine - and I got other dimes in the city who make you look like shyt. BTW - your eyebrows hairy as hell -- get them bytches plucked -- and you need to take yo ass to the nail shop cause your polish is chipping. Don't text me or call me back either - you lost your chance.

Women:

fr. these days you can almost use it as a test. don't text a dude for two hours and see if he starts getting petty af with insults. those couple hours of texting restraint can save you a lot of trouble in the long run .

 

[JQ Legend]

fr. these days you can almost use it as a test. don't text a dude for two hours and see if he starts getting petty af with insults. those couple hours of texting restraint can save you a lot of trouble in the long run .

So u basically saying this was just a test and I failed?

 

[xoxodede]

She exposed herself a bit here. I mean she gave this guy her number.

Also, she didn't text back. Some people just carry that energy if you don't text back.

Men and women have to realize.....

Giving out your number doesn't always mean someone is interested. It can be just to see if that person -- can garner interest from you.

It's like giving someone you don't really find attractive or your type a chance.

The thing I hate is --- some men will go so far to ask for your number and call you while you are right there to make sure you not giving them a fake number.

Or they say "call me from your phone - so I can lock you in."

You can give someone your number and be like damn - why did I do that?

If they find out you blocked them - they will call from their Google phone number to talk shyt.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

She does sound stoopid

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

This is said jokingly all the time, but I am almost certain this nikka is a Coli breh. Come on out Melvin. We got you #HOHGANG




EDIT: This voicemail sounds like Tyler the Creator doing a Loiter Squad skit.

 

[xoxodede]

fr. these days you can almost use it as a test. don't text a dude for two hours and see if he starts getting petty af with insults. those couple hours of texting restraint can save you a lot of trouble in the long run .

Exactly. And your man can get petty too - over not texting back asap.

My scorpio ex used to not text me back for half a day -- and I didn't trip - but let me not text back. I out "thotting around the city."

 

[Koba St]

Melvin

 

[Hoodoo Child]

@Crayola Coyote

 

[Strapped]

It's not that serious fellas just move on
@Lady.Libra.

 

[JQ Legend]

I know what most of y'all gone say, the sound in Melvin voice was hurt and this sounded real

But with all these fake videos, I don't trust none of this shyt nowadays

Not saying dudes don't do this and this might be real but I wouldn't be surprised if Melvin is really just a good ass actor

Why she the only one with a VM from Melvin?

If Melvin got her number surely he got other numbers from women who wouldn't hesitate to post this online

I mean it's possible but I called that Foot Locker skit being fake first time I saw it and most people disagreed

 

[xoxodede]

I know what most of y'all gone say, the sound in Melvin voice was hurt and this sounded real

But with all these fake videos, I don't trust none of this shyt nowadays

Not saying dudes don't do this and this might be real but I wouldn't be surprised if Melvin is really just a good ass actor

Why she the only one with a VM from Melvin?

If Melvin got her number surely he got other numbers from women who wouldn't hesitate to post this online

I mean it's possible but I called that Foot Locker skit being fake first time I saw it and most people disagreed

LOL -- cause he know he looked crazy as hell - leaving that one.

Anything over one VM is "let me call my brother or best male friend to handle this" -- cause this dude is cray.

These types claim to be extremely selective -- and only "fukk with" this or that type of woman -- and go after women out of their league.

Most women are not going to be posting VM like this - cause messages like his are not rare in this day and age -- plus they don't want attention for this type of mess.

And honestly, most wouldn't even listen to the complete message before deleting and blocking his kind.

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

Melvin needs to die.

Yeah, I said it.

Guys like him are fukkING UP THE GAME.

If any of you are in a drought, thank this dumbass.

He's his own problem. shyt like this makes it harder to get p*ssy which then causes nikkas to do MORE shyt like this.

It's a goddamn cycle that's inflating the value of p*ssy.

KILL ALL SIMPS.

When I rise to power I will personally murder all of them

First, I will come for the sexual predators

Then, the white supremacists

And then finally, the simps.

I will rid the Earth of these pieces of shyt. I swear it by the old gods and the new.

 

[semicko82]

In b4 Coli incels start defending Melvin

Hate to be this guy but he’s right if you’re not interested don’t give out your number with that being said Melvin is a lame who leaves a voicemail for a chick you don’t know, and who doesn’t respond to your text message. Lame shyt all around

 

[Vilify]

Damn he sounds very hurt.
She dodged a bullet the guy is an unstable loser.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You getting someone number doesn't mean much honestly.