Neil Tyson
YYZ
Lately I haven't been buying any condoms, so I don't have my own. For several reasons, (dry streak, no bytches, whatever).
This new girl I've been seeing this white girl, a bit of a dork. Yeah she had her own, but I put them on, the felt horrible. Had half (just almost 1/3 of my shaft covered, that's how small) my dikk in a vice grip, it's like she didn't expect to fukk a black dude anytime soon.
The thing was popping until I heard a snap, kind of like an elastic band. I hopped off that bytch like she was on fire.
Just in time, I was like that was close.
dikk was numb I didn't feel nothing, no blood flow going on by the end of it she was jerking me off while watching jerry springer. She was on some, "I thought you were gonna have your own!"
shyt. bytch prepare yourself next time.
What condoms do you guys use? The magnum thins? The Crowns? I want something thin and lubricated.
This new girl I've been seeing this white girl, a bit of a dork. Yeah she had her own, but I put them on, the felt horrible. Had half (just almost 1/3 of my shaft covered, that's how small) my dikk in a vice grip, it's like she didn't expect to fukk a black dude anytime soon.
The thing was popping until I heard a snap, kind of like an elastic band. I hopped off that bytch like she was on fire.
Just in time, I was like that was close.dikk was numb I didn't feel nothing, no blood flow going on by the end of it she was jerking me off while watching jerry springer. She was on some, "I thought you were gonna have your own!"
shyt. bytch prepare yourself next time.What condoms do you guys use? The magnum thins? The Crowns? I want something thin and lubricated.
I can't go raw in people I barely know. C'mon stop playin, I know ya'll know a good brand.
Anyone else? Lol jk, is that thin?
