What cool practical/gadget things do you have or want in your crib?

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Sex doll 5000 with real vaginal suction that turns my cum into cleaning supplies, life like dikk sucking abilities. The ability to tell jokes and to be able to cook from her infinite downloaded recipes she’s acquired from the internet

LLLLMMMAAAOOOO! GOLD!
 

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Want:
Larger storage shed, as my house doesn't have a garage
One of those fancy Dyson vacuums.
Deep fryer
SunSetter or other retractable awning for my deck
Decent security camera system

Edit: on the fantasy shyt - high end Viking range and smart glass windows.


They have those now, breh. Remote circuit breakers.

I know of them because we had some installed in a house project we did a few years back.

Now if someone would incorporate that into an app which would give me power consumption data, power fluctuations and all that sinewave shyt, I'd be golden. :blessed:
 
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Things that you need to get:

1. Vitamix Blender
2. Instapot Pressure Cooker
3. Ring Doorbell
4. Pressure Washer (1600 psi)
5. Singtrix Karaoke System. Best out there.
6. Deep Freezer
7. Hotel Grade Waffle Maker.
 

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I'm putting together a fly ass laundry room so I can get some of them sexy washer & dryers

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He slip up and tells us where he lives, it's a wrap.:demonic:

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Faaaccckk - I knew it was sketchy so I decided to delete part of my list - as those saw I do not have much...and like I said I have weapons!
LOL Don't scare me Coli.
 
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