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Wow. Don't end up bitter like Elliot Rodger.

You just in limbo now, until something gives.

Please stop referring to me like this! GODDAMN! This is the third time someone has referred to me like "Elliot Rodger"...

So, I can't even express myself on this board without people trying to connect my musings and thoughts to that of a serial killer.

F*ck you coli N1gg3rs. I'm done.
 

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OH yeah.

It was terrible. My dude, I only have like 4 bodies to my name, so if a nikka as inexperienced as me can say a bytch shyt's wack, that's pretty bad....
 

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Too late. Already dumped her. I just got a bad vibe from her and that was the last straw. She was cool in the sense that she's career minded and loves to cook for her man (she came to my place and cooked one time. Sh!t was :ohlawd:)
But I'll admit i have certain prejudice against women who are too much into the gossipy sh!t. You know the type that knows who every celebrity is fukkng and what they drive and how much they just spent on a chain last month.

This brawd came to my place and started watching basketball housewives marathon and knew every-single-thing there was to know about every person on the show. It was obvious she watches that sh!t religiously. I pretty much made up my mind right there and then.
Call me an @sshole on this one :manny:

It sounds like you have some incredibly high standards... What are some things you bring to the table, if you don't mind me asking?

If she cant cook rice with beans :camby:

:ohhh:.... I can cook beans, I can cook rice, but I can't cook beans & rice :to:... Don't ask me why
 

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daddy's girls (Im not him)

more than 2 kids by 2 dudes (I'm not fixing your problems)

sense of entitlement (world dont owe you shyt)

hardcore christianity covers up your flaws and insecurities (grow up)

stupidity
 

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It sounds like you have some incredibly high standards... What are some things you bring to the table, if you don't mind me asking?
I actually dont. It's just that I have certain things that i simply cant tolerate. Just like i'm sure there are things YOU, as a woman, cant tolerate in a man.
Arent you women,the ones that are always bragging about not settling? :stopitslime:

I've dated women who are unemployed, uneducated, very educated, make far less than me, make far more than me, younger than me, slightly older, that have children (like 2 or 3 children), that are divorced and so on. Some people (not just women) are just not the type of people i can enjoy being associated with. The "hood" or "wannabe hood" attitude, while entertaining is off limits to me.

Edit: At the same time, call me a hypocrite but i must admit something about hoodrat chicks appeal to me sexually but thats just a fukk thing. Probably because the biggest freak i've ever fukked was this chick that was kinda hood.
 

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sense of entitlement (world dont owe you shyt)
Oh yeah... Almost forgot those :scusthov: Probably some of the worse too.

Sadly, I have a female cousin (or 2) that are like that. They act that way with men and family alike
 

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I actually dont. It's just that I have certain things that i simply cant tolerate. Just like i'm sure there are things YOU, as a woman, cant tolerate in a man.
Arent you women,the ones that are always bragging about not settling? :stopitslime:
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I may have misread or misinterpreted but you stated that you dumped a lawyer because of her watching a tv show. Of all the things to have as a deal breaker, I thought that was somewhat strange. Maybe you could have introduced her to some more refined entertainment? :ld:
 

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I may have misread or misinterpreted but you stated that you dumped a lawyer because of her watching a tv show. Of all the things to have as a deal breaker, I thought that was somewhat strange. Maybe you could have introduced her to some more refined entertainment? :ld:
Like i said she had a bit of a groupie mindset. Read all the posts where i talked about her and you'll get more of the full picture.
 

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I'd be happy to have ANY woman at this point in my life.

Having nothing and noone sucks and makes me a shytty human being and a cold one at that.

Sometimes I just hate the world and the people in it.

Because of that, i refuse to be in a relationship...I'm done with people other than on the other side of a computer screen.
:dead:

:damn:
 

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I'd be happy to have ANY woman at this point in my life.

Having nothing and noone sucks and makes me a shytty human being and a cold one at that.

Sometimes I just hate the world and the people in it.

Because of that, i refuse to be in a relationship...I'm done with people other than on the other side of a computer screen.


No disrespect, my dude, but I think you're bipolar. A couple of months ago you were depressed and had this same attitude, then a few weeks later you were as happy as ever and now you're back to depression, it's seems like an on/off switch. You might have to see somebody :ld:
 

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Debbie Downer/Eeyore-type chicks. I briefly dated a chick who didn't get into grad school and wasn't working. She was gorgeous, but was ALWAYS bummed and complaining how much everything sucked and how nothing was going to get better. Didn't matter what I said, so being around her became a chore. I literally just started contacting her less and less until it was just mutually understood that we weren't talking anymore. :ld:

No wit or sense of humor. :belip: :beli:

A chick that has no female friends that fukk with her for real. :camby:
 
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