What do cockblockers do when they get cockblocked?

[Address_Unknown]

Oh i be cockblocking like a mother fukker. But my friends and i know what it is. every man for himself when it comes to women. Our only rule is you back off once she chooses. Nobody is smashing anybodies girl. Thats foul, Although exes have been passed around the squad like hand me downs which i never understood personally but i guess girls like revenge fukking after breakups. ironic because we don't get jealous "we be on some i hit it first nikka "

 

[Tetsuo]

Women are the worst cockblockers. Ever have shyt sewn up and here comes her hating ass friend?

This happened to me in college. Would chat with this Trini chick in the lounging area while we waited for our rides.

This fat chick had been walking back and forth in the hallways for the past few days whenever I talked to her, didn't think much of it. Then one day while we were talking she comes out of nowhere to talk to her about hair


I'm thinking to myself "this bytch really interrupted my convo to talk about hair?" I didn't wanna come off like an a$$hole so I didn't say anything.

The fat chick was giving me these slick looks while she was talking to let me know she knew what she was doing.


It didn't stop me from getting the Trini chick tho