what do u do when bytches ask for your instagram?

[⠀X ⠀]

shyt is wild annoying and im not even on it like that. i have a few of my talents and my strong body showcased but on a superficial level, i don't have many followers. only like 600 and im following more ppl than are following me. Every time i've given a chick my IG, without fail it never worked out.

I got digits and tried to text to set up a date, and she asked me for my IG
I said, "why....so u can virtually judge me and think u know me? lol"

i'm done wit this social media clout fukkery. I only ask people for their social media if they have a legitimate business or hobby that i can connect with.

Come up with another response to to their inquiry. You'd be better off saying that you don't have an IG

Seriously

 

[Stick Up Kid]

600 followers is a lot for a grown ass man honestly

 

[GUWOPPERS]

"Oh so you a clout demon huh?"



Let me see some pics you be chasing with, I'll fix you up right

 

[WaveGang]

Just be confident... I tell bytches that I was popular growing up that shyt dont interest me. but tbh I got hella fly pics and I'm, a fly boy so my story checks out/ But on insta I aint posted in 3 yrs and got like 4 pics of myself and 400 pro black memes. shyt I be adding white bytches and all sorts idgaf.

Couple times a couple months ago bytches ghosted me coz too many girls follow me lol

 

[13473]

dont lie about not having one. she can find out that u do later on

just say no cuz it's a business account

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I tell them flat out NO. I only take phone numbers. That lets me know if they are interested in me or not. I’m not going to follow you on social media like some kind of groupie. I do not want any social media from these 2019 females. Only numbers im interested in. Since women have so many options and getting free non sexual male attention they can go from one guy to the next without putting any effort into getting to know us. Social media is a lazy way for women to try you out without getting to know you. Snapchat is one. They can watch your snaps from the comforts of their own home figuring out what type of person you are without even getting to know you. If they don’t like what they see they can unfollow you and monkey beach to the next victim. And when you hit them up, they can make up a bullshyt excuse not to hang out with you or open you snap and leave you on read. Why I tell dudes to never text women unless you set up a date and never add them on social media cause they are looking for a reason to ghost/flake you. You treat her like a celebrity she gonna treat you like a fan.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

thats not just what it is to them at ALL. status, clout, if she has more followers than u etc. all that bullshyt

Anyway, i ended up givin it to her because her response was "jus makin sure you're not married lol" which i found cute

THIS. He don’t understand or he trying to set you up for failure. Some of these poster are simps or females supremacist

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Come up with another response to to their inquiry. You'd be better off saying that you don't have an IG

Seriously

or tell them you do not give out your social media to women you are interested in or say no.

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

Dismiss their request...condescendingly too I might add (as if it's a requirement to be a fukkin chatty-patty)...

"I don't got an IG. Never got on FB...so never inherited "the need". I don't like chatty-pattys or broadcastin my moves."

They see how I'm movin and carryin it...View media item 11374
And recognize...I can't be a lame...

Sons broads 99% of the time...

EDIT: I do keep lurk accounts...but rarely use em...

 

[SheWantTheD]

I have IG but i never posted on that sh. I follow a few actors and mostly basketball channels.

I bet I could get a whole lotta followers if I posted thirst trap pictures and me in the gym.

But I could care less about that shyt. I like being lowkey.

 

[getmoney310cpt]

thats not just what it is to them at ALL. status, clout, if she has more followers than u etc. all that bullshyt

Anyway, i ended up givin it to her because her response was "jus makin sure you're not married lol" which i found cute

I was leaving this pool party in the hills one night and as I’m hoping in my car which is a nice one I see this bytch grilling so I pull up to say what’s up bytch ask me for my IG when I asked for her number..long story short she was on dikk when she seen my whip but when she went to my IG and saw I don’t have 10k plus followers like her she never replied to my dm lol my IG is lit as far as pics go but lotta these bytches want a nikka who is popular well known even if he broke

 

[Ahadi]

Lazy generation. Nobody really wants to invest.
“Let me see your life before I want to be a part of it” / “let me see what category I can put you in.

Usually if she’s asking for the IG she doesn’t really like you that much & she’s trying to find a reason to like you so she can brag to her girlfriend over mimosas. (Clout, blue check mark, traveling, etc)

 

[Wild self]

600 followers is a lot for a grown ass man honestly

I always wondered.....how many followers is a lot for a non-celebrity male? I always wanted to ask the brehettes that....

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Tell them I don't have one.

Instagram is for women, and the types of men who were raised to follow women.

That's not me. Will never be me.

 

[Dont@Me]

I tell them flat out NO. I only take phone numbers. That lets me know if they are interested in me or not. I’m not going to follow you on social media like some kind of groupie. I do not want any social media from these 2019 females. Only numbers im interested in. Since women have so many options and getting free non sexual male attention they can go from one guy to the next without putting any effort into getting to know us. Social media is a lazy way for women to try you out without getting to know you. Snapchat is one. They can watch your snaps from the comforts of their own home figuring out what type of person you are without even getting to know you. If they don’t like what they see they can unfollow you and monkey beach to the next victim. And when you hit them up, they can make up a bullshyt excuse not to hang out with you or open you snap and leave you on read. Why I tell dudes to never text women unless you set up a date and never add them on social media cause they are looking for a reason to ghost/flake you. You treat her like a celebrity she gonna treat you like a fan.

While I agree, they asked me through text after I already got the number.