What do y'all think of my gigolo rates?

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Some random dude in Chicago pays my homie 500 bucks for a 15 minute video of him smashing whatever chick he wants.

The dude pays for the hotel and everything.

My dude doesn’t speak English very well so he was asking me all these questions and I thought he was bullshytting until he came to work with his wallet full of hundreds.

I told him I’d be his manager :dame:

Hell nah
 

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This is what I sent to her

Hey [Ashley].

The last couple of times we were together, you've wanted to spend more time than I can afford to give. I have work very early the next day, and I don't feel like you respect that and try to keep me longer without taking my quality of sleep into account. I particularly didn't like how you physically grabbed me and tried to keep me from leaving last night.

Normally, I wouldn't come back just because of that. However, because I genuinely like our time together, I found a solution for both of us. I'll be able to spend more quality time with you with these rates:

30min. - $300
1hr - $500
Overnight - $800

Let me know which works best for you.
 

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Get your money man…


If you’re black, you’re gonna have a bunch of cac guys paying you buckety bucks to smash their wives.
 

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Been going to this one lonely milf just to get a nut off, but she has become too annoying to deal with. She talks on and on (because she's lonely) and every time I try to leave, she physically tries to stop me and hold me back each time :why:

I figure if I charge her to put up with her yapping and attempted kidnapping ways, i'll be more patient with her. She lives in a nice ass house alone, so I'm going to give her these rates:

30min. - $300

1hr - $500

Overnight - $800

BFE - $1,000

What do y'all think of these rates? :jbhmm:

Edit- this is what I sent her:
Is that really dollars or is that how much she should weigh

:jbhmm:
 

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Some random dude in Chicago pays my homie 500 bucks for a 15 minute video of him smashing whatever chick he wants.

The dude pays for the hotel and everything.

My dude doesn’t speak English very well so he was asking me all these questions and I thought he was bullshytting until he came to work with his wallet full of hundreds.

I told him I’d be his manager :dame:
:dead:
 

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Some random dude in Chicago pays my homie 500 bucks for a 15 minute video of him smashing whatever chick he wants.

The dude pays for the hotel and everything.

My dude doesn’t speak English very well so he was asking me all these questions and I thought he was bullshytting until he came to work with his wallet full of hundreds.

I told him I’d be his manager :dame:
I'd do it too :manny:
 
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If she REALLY into you, it might work.

Gotta handle it delicately because women can get free dikk from anyone....but if you got her toes curling and she got $$$$$.....

Might be easier to start with "hey can you help me with my cell phone bill" or some shyt. Putting a flat dollar amount on it might be too jarring.
 

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If she REALLY into you, it might work.

Gotta handle it delicately because women can get free dikk from anyone....but if you got her toes curling and she got $$$$$.....

Might be easier to start with "hey can you help me with my cell phone bill" or some shyt. Putting a flat dollar amount on it might be too jarring.
You should've told me this earlier breh :huhldup:
 
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