What do you do when she thinks you have a Big D?

[Marco Zen]

You mfers are actually putting heavy thought into this...wow.

Props to that girl...she's good


Yea you need to gone and hit that dog. Lol

 

[Blackking]

Betta hope the husband doesn't find out breh. Dude's can become psychotic when it comes to the idea of their wife messing with another man. I had a couple friends lose their lives over messing with another mans woman. You can't be that hard up for ass to be frolicking around with another mans woman.

I can't wrap my mind around a scenario in which I should feel threatened. ccw, plus most people aren't killers. I feel bad for ur mans... my boy is in jail for life over a girl who wasn't even his wife, smh.

I'm not hard up. But i been scoping her out.. I used to have a steady flow of pus- but it's been like 3 weeks n I don't even care.
She's spitting madd game cuz I'm feeling like shyts all good, I'm not really interested in other chicks right now.

lol, yall got a nikka feeling like I'm being set up

 

[George Gooney]

nikka said "eat and stick"

 

[Marco Zen]

I can't wrap my mind around a scenario in which I should feel threatened. ccw, plus most people aren't killers. I feel bad for ur mans... my boy is in jail for life over a girl who wasn't even his wife, smh.

I'm not hard up. But i been scoping her out.. I used to have a steady flow of pus- but it's been like 3 weeks n I don't even care.
She's spitting madd game cuz I'm feeling like shyts all good, I'm not really interested in other chicks right now.

lol, yall got a nikka feeling like I'm being set up

Ya boy right man.. It is fukked up knockin off another mfers wife. There is a such thing as karma.

With that being said HIT DAT shyt!!!! Jus try not to fall in love wit da bytch. She already got u gassed up and you ain even smelt the p*ssy yet lol

 

[Blackking]

She ain't shyt.

Her man gonna find out.

you jinxed me


I received a phone call today.

ME: Good Afternoon, this is blah blah ( I answer like this because she had my business cell)

Dude: Hey, my name is bla bla

Me: How can I help you????

Dude: Do you know a woman named blah blah ?

Me - in my head!!! : I know what the fukk this call is, this nikka gone kill me!

Me: Exuse me? ( like a bytch nikka,, like I didn't hear what this nikka just asked)

Him:
Me: yeah I know her, she's a partner in blah , We also are in the same building. (IDK Y THE fukk, I MENTIONED that i worked in that building, like an idiot.

Him: Did you know that she's a Married woman you fukk nikka?!?!? You sending her text talking about you haven't seen her in a few days what's up. She tell you she misses your lips, Did you know that this was all with a Married woman!?!?!?!?!?!?


ME: " That's all very interesting but I'm about to step into a meeting, so can I call u back in an hour?"



My boys said that I punked out n should have said.... "Yo bytch chose me"





I never called that nikka back.... I don't see a point. I hope she's aight tho... Idk how she got caught


I feel bad for her, I know how it feels to get caught up.

 

[Blackking]

With that being said HIT DAT shyt!!!! Jus try not to fall in love wit da bytch. She already got u gassed up and you ain even smelt the p*ssy yet lol

Obviously bad advice breh. I still like that chick tho,,, I ran thru all these hoes over the years, n feel like she's a goddest, imo..

Betta hope the husband doesn't find out breh. Dude's can become psychotic when it comes to the idea of their wife messing with another man. I had a couple friends lose their lives over messing with another mans woman. .

my biggest fear is having to pop this nikka for him only defending his honor. I know he's a good dude.. he's madd respected in the community n shyt. I hope he puts it all in perspective.

 

[HoloGraphic]

Kiegls breh

 

[QuintessentialBM]

RIP to the OP......

 

[Marco Zen]

Obviously bad advice breh. I still like that chick tho,,, I ran thru all these hoes over the years, n feel like she's a goddest, imo..





my biggest fear is having to pop this nikka for him only defending his honor. I know he's a good dude.. he's madd respected in the community n shyt. I hope he puts it all in perspective.

Betta leave that bytch alone nikka. I told u to fukk her and keep movin. You talkin bout how much you like the bytch, and how she a goddess

Like my man said you'll be dead soon enough chasin another nikka woman on that "I love her tho" shyt

 

[Taadow]

I laugh and say "No"...

 

[Malik]

shyt got real huh?

 

[killacal]

 

[Blackking]

Betta leave that bytch alone nikka. I told u to fukk her and keep movin. You talkin bout how much you like the bytch, and how she a goddess

Like my man said you'll be dead soon enough chasin another nikka woman on that "I love her tho" shyt

i don't loveher tho... I do like her a lot , but fukk it...

I wish that nikka would just go away.... but i don't wanna have to ccw his ass so I'll prolly leave it alone.

bytch send me a text even After all this shyt... tonight, talking bout " u change ur mind about anything we talked about?"

I'm not about to be her just in case nikka, if that nikka bounces, lol.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

i tell chicks im average size but when they see it, they disagree

I be lying my ass off.
Then when they see it they give all these compliments I hit the .
But in my head im like

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Tonight this married couple came in and asked me to be their g/f. The are both young, attactive and wealthy. He is Black and she is White. The husband said he had an 11incher. And the wife confirmed it. lol I denied the request but I would like to see what 11" looks like. I don't think I'd want to feel it though. I like having internal organs.