what do you do when your feet/socks start to smell?

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A. stop wearing shoes with no socks
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B. change your crusty socks friend.

:scusthov: Friend you're old enough to know this but thats a good refresher course.

but when you been up all day spreading the lords message on deez skreets :blessed: u got to take that L
 

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but when you been up all day spreading the lords message on deez skreets :blessed: u got to take that L
Lets be clean. Lets not wear the same socks day after day. They will become likepaper machet from the filth. They will smell like cornchips and scum. People will begin to smell your feet with your shoes on. Lets spend 10 dollars and buy some new socks friend, so we have socks for every day leading up to laundry day, while we are able.
 
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Lets be clean. Lets not wear the same socks day after day. They will become likepaper machet from the filth. They will smell like cornchips and scum. People will begin to smell your feet with your shoes on. Lets spend 10 dollars and buy some new socks friend, so we have socks for every day leading up to laundry day, while we are able.

:wow: the smell is real, bout to hop in teh shower and get them new socks
 

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I give the socks to my maid to throw away and make sure the butler buys only the finest merino wool socks available (of course in a pack of 4) then he takes my boots to the local cobbler to make sure everything is in order.

I than soak my feet in the most cleanest/freshest of milk from the Netherlands.

Duh.
 

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Lets be clean. Lets not wear the same socks day after day. They will become likepaper machet from the filth. They will smell like cornchips and scum. People will begin to smell your feet with your shoes on. Lets spend 10 dollars and buy some new socks friend, so we have socks for every day leading up to laundry day, while we are able.

:mjlol:
 

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:wow: the smell is real, bout to hop in teh shower and get them new socks
Yes, lets use rags when we bath too friend. Use a separate rag and get the bottom of those feet and expunge the grime. Im glad you've made a sound life decision to buy some new socks. Its good to have ankle socks for wearing shorts and longer socks for pants. Make sure you buy some black socks for those days you cant find dress socks and need some socks to wear with dress pants. You can be uncle grime without being grimey, friend. :sitdown:
 

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Ive been poor and in the dumps. I know this struggle. I did some IT work for a celebrities father when i was in my early 20's. I go up to his moist loft area which had no couch, only pillows, so the shoes had to come off, and my feet were smelling like ERRRRRR RAHHHHHHHH! and i could probably use my socks for a baseball bat because they were so hard. I take my shoes off and i had a lot of difficulty fixing his issue, so i just sat there putting my disgusting socks all over his nice pillows. I was never called back to work on any other of his IT related issues and realizing that something as simple as some disgusting socks was hurting my ability to earn a living, i made the change right then and there to never wear the same socks over and over again. I mean im positive the aroma of filth coming off those pillows after i left could light a candle. Lets be respectful of ourselves so we in turn can show others respect.

Its so demonic, friends. :sitdown:
 
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