What do you identify as?

[Von Clay]

I ran the Dark Ages.
Constantine the Great, Henry the 8th
Built with Genghis Khan
The red suede Wally Don

 

[Prince Mongo]

A nikka

 

[Lo-Co]

Hey boo

I identify as French Jerome.

 

[Neuromancer]

Afro-centric Asian half man half amazin'

You hit the earth like a comet?

 

[labelplant]

I grew up playing basketball and i love the game. This one time I smoked salvia and i thought the whole world was a basketball and i was inside it and someone was dribbling it so everything was spinning

 

[semtex]

A coli member's pit bull

 

[Ciggavelli]

A tiny speck of absolute infinity

 

[T.he I.nformant]

A snitch

 

[Black Sinatra]

.....I don't identify.

I feel like a zero vector in life. I observe. ....This results in an eery vastness of unreleased effort/energy/potentiality. I feel as tho I am every person living presently; but no person is me. I will perish eventually; and that latent energetic expectation will dissipate and concatenate overtime to be concentrated into a person that will save you all.

...unless that person is me again. In that case, another wasted life of self indulgences, vice, and intentional mediocrity.

 

[4fossa]

a godlike creature

 

[Neuromancer]

.....I don't identify.

I feel like a zero vector in life. I observe. ....This results in an eery vastness of unreleased effort/energy/potentiality. I feel as tho I am every person living presently; but no person is me. I will perish eventually; and that latent energetic expectation will dissipate and concatenate overtime to be concentrated into a person that will save you all.

...unless that person is me again. In that case, another wasted life of self indulgences, vice, and intentional mediocrity.

You’re a buddah?

 

[unit321]

What kind of Asian are you? South Asian or Asian Asian? And, if its the latter -isit true what they say about Asian mens penis size being small or shrimp like or is that false? Im inquiring because I like this Asian Asian guy but I dont want to end up disappoint when it comes to sex.

I'm American-Asian.

 

[Black Sinatra]

You’re a buddah?

Nah breh. That verbage was a side effect of staying up too late coding...and Chill Trap station on pandora. I was in my feelings....

 

[CoochieMane]

I've said this on thecoli before and I'll say it again I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fukking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.