What do you say to people who tell you "Wrestling is Fake"?

[BodeineBrazy]

So I'm looking at RAW highlights on my phone, in bed with one of my plethora of slutty women lol. And she's like "you watch wrestling?"

I'm like... "yeah"

She's like "you do know it's fake right!?"

And I'm just like... "for real? The undertaker isn't really dead?"

Left her stuck...

So my question to y'all is, how do you handle when people say "you know it's fake right?"

 

[DANJ!]

I wait til they watch a movie or start talkin' about The Walking Dead on FB or some shyt like that, and then I tell 'em "you know he didn't really die right?"

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

ask them what their favorite movie is

if someone dies

i tell them that person didn't really die, it was fake.

 

[Heelish]

Ignore them and leave them to their reality shows and totally unscripted sports.

 

[So UnThotful]

its scripted then at the end of the day, then they still hit the ground when they get slammed

 

[Superkick Party]

"It's fake? damn I didn't know"

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Its a show...

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

"really? "

 

[OVER]

Just like all of the rappers you look up to.
I know.
...

All of the above.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

, its a character driven, soap opera.

 

[Rout3r2035]

IT'S SCRIPTED SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT, GODDAMNIT :vince:

 

[Notorious 1 E.Y.E.]

"It's fake? damn I didn't know"

I wait til they watch a movie or start talkin' about The Walking Dead on FB or some shyt like that, and then I tell 'em "you know he didn't really die right?"

some form of these 2...... it really depends on how petty im feeling

 

[prophecypro]

"So is (Insert whatever show they get so invested in and tell everyone to watch), now fukk out my face"

 

[NYChase718]

" No Wrestling is real....but this isnt wrestling...its sports entertainment. And these guys arent wrestlers...theyre superstars"

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

"Yeah it's still fun as hell though"