What do you think is the worse way to die if next thing you know you are face to face with god?

Born2BKing

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the dude below lived with his parents who had to call the fire department to break down his door only to find him dead on the floor after masturbating in women's clothing, electrocuted, pingpong ball in his ass & a customized condom stuck in his intestines



"According to the case report, the singleton’s parents realized something was amiss after their son, who lived in the same apartment, didn’t open his locked door despite them knocking multiple times.


They called the fire department, who pried open the door with a lever, whereupon they saw their son’s lifeless body lying on the floor.


He was wearing a “one-piece women’s swimsuit” while his lower limbs, trunk and neck were tightly bound with plastic and textile straps, per the case study.


Next to his corpse was a one-handed electric massage device with signs of “wear” that he’d purportedly used on his nether regions, the Daily Mail reported. A subsequent examination revealed that the automated masturbation aid had malfunctioned when plugged in while burns on the skin above the man’s penis corresponded to the shape of the device.

Meanwhile, a subsequent autopsy revealed a “strange foreign body” in his intestine, which doctors later identified as a “fancy condom in a plastic translucent box.” Affixed to it was a label inscribed with the victim’s first name.


And that was just the tip of the autoerotic iceberg. The post-mortem probe also uncovered a “ping pong ball attached to a plastic cylinder” that the man had lodged in his rectum."

God would be like :what:
 
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