I usually wake up from a wet dream about a coli lady
Then I head to the bathroom, look at the mirror, and stare at my own handsomness for at least 5 minutes
Sometimes Ill even say outloud in ashtonisment "Jesus, I woke up like this"
Then i may or may not brush my teeth depending on how lazy i feel
Next I jump in the shower and make sure I spend at least 5 minutes washing my GIANT PENIS thoroughly. Along the front, the tip, and then ill throw it over my shoulder and scrub underneath.
My ass same for my teeth may or may not wash it depending on how lazy I feel
After I put on lotion(aint nuttin worse than an ashy nikka) and get dressed I walk out the house and usually holla at the first bytch I see jus to get myself warmed up(i usually holla at around 100 broads a day)
Then I head to McDonalds and clock in
Then I head to the bathroom, look at the mirror, and stare at my own handsomness for at least 5 minutes
Sometimes Ill even say outloud in ashtonisment "Jesus, I woke up like this
"Then i may or may not brush my teeth depending on how lazy i feel
Next I jump in the shower and make sure I spend at least 5 minutes washing my GIANT PENIS thoroughly. Along the front, the tip, and then ill throw it over my shoulder and scrub underneath.
My ass same for my teeth may or may not wash it depending on how lazy I feel
After I put on lotion(aint nuttin worse than an ashy nikka) and get dressed I walk out the house and usually holla at the first bytch I see jus to get myself warmed up(i usually holla at around 100 broads a day)
Then I head to McDonalds and clock in
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