What does your morning routine consist of?

[Frenchie]

I usually wake up from a wet dream about a coli lady

Then I head to the bathroom, look at the mirror, and stare at my own handsomness for at least 5 minutes

Sometimes Ill even say outloud in ashtonisment "Jesus, I woke up like this "

Then i may or may not brush my teeth depending on how lazy i feel

Next I jump in the shower and make sure I spend at least 5 minutes washing my GIANT PENIS thoroughly. Along the front, the tip, and then ill throw it over my shoulder and scrub underneath.

My ass same for my teeth may or may not wash it depending on how lazy I feel

After I put on lotion(aint nuttin worse than an ashy nikka) and get dressed I walk out the house and usually holla at the first bytch I see jus to get myself warmed up(i usually holla at around 100 broads a day)

Then I head to McDonalds and clock in

 

[brother walt]

troll thread neg and 1 star

 

[Groanman]

GTA 5.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Gettin off work @ 7am and comin home to play ps4 til i fall asleep

Just had me 6 slices of maple bacon and 4 scrambled organic eggs.

Him sleepy

 

[Diondon]

Alarm rings at 6:00 am
Stare at the ceiling in a numb stupor for 15 min
Drag myself out of bed like

Sit in my chair for 10 min like

Not a morning person at all

And Im late for work everyday

 

[flea]

Slay your bytch u corny fakkit

 

[Dixon Cider]

I take a shyt on this thread