What feel like sex but. Actually isnt sex

[shagnificent belafonte]

Ordering designer kicks during the pandemic for the first time

Praying that they the right size and not fugazi

When they arrived and were waiting at my doorstep...stamped and official

"Look at God!!"

 

[Brandeezy]

Drinking cool water after a good workout

Eating your favorite food after your stomach has been on empty

 

[Rell Lauren]

Taking a massive shyt.

 

[Swahili P'Bitek]

Winning a high odds sports bet in the last minute.

 

[Cladyclad]

Beating my meat

 

[CP3.]

I heard heroin does. I cannot confirm and never will I be able to.

It's better than sex and it isn't even close apparently.

Never done it obviously but every single user says the same thing.

 

[Sccit]

THIZZ

 

[Hoshi_Toshi]

Waking up earlier than the alarm clock and realizing you got 2 more good hours to sleep

 

[NoirDynosaur]

Listening to music with heavy bass
Random acts of kindness from a stranger
Getting rid of acne (High School days)
Waking up early af
Cleaning the bathroom
Solitude in nature
Riding a bike very fast
Friday/Saturdays
Putting on a brand new pair of socks
The smell of clothes coming out from the dryer
Taking a hot bath from being out
Laughing for no reason
Not being around negative vibes
Having a woman into you
When the food is done being prepared
Reuniting and Remembering good friends

 

[Seoul Gleou]

watching 100 turn into 1000 shout out to SAITAMA wolfpacc

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Taking your shoes & socks off after an 8 hour shift

 

[KidJSoul]

Spontaneous cheat days

 

[Somebody]

I heard heroin does. I cannot confirm and never will I be able to.

Was prescribed perks about a decade ago. I was at my parents house but had no idea where I was.

highest I ever been and I do lsd. I did not like it at all, but I can see how it could be an acquired taste. Maybe even a first try addiction for those with the trauma bad enough for it to have the proper effect.

 

[DEAD7]

Getting a good night's sleep

I hope to experience this day…

 

[hood b. goode]

It's better than sex and it isn't even close apparently.

Never done it obviously but every single user says the same thing.

I'm scared but I wanna try it once