What first world problems did ya'll have today?

[ScoopNScore]

I have way too much stuff in my fridge can't find anything with all this wrapped up food in the way

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

All facts.

I forgot my plug in charger for my phone today, so now I only have my car charger. How the fukk am I gonna keep my phone charged in the office?

And then motherfukkers drank all the coffee in the cafeteria. So now I'm supposed to make more?

Last but not least the battery to my key fob is dead. Now I gotta use my actual key to open my car door. This can't be life brehs

 

[sanityovar8ted]

How'd it go with the Doc?


As far as thread topic goes : I didn't defrost enough chicken Boobzzz for tonight's post workout meal & I've only just realized that there's no Whey left to compensate with

stressful

 

[Black Magisterialness]

I'm hungry as shyt, but i don't wanna cook. And i don't wanna leave he house either...

 

[aboveclouds]

The office microwave was broken so I couldn't warm up my blueberry muffin, I had to eat it slightly below room temperature

 

[thegreatwb]

Cann't decide if I should go to ochem review or stay home and play xbone.

 

[Nemesis]

well like 2 weeks ago I was diagnosed with stage 1 breast cancer but the dr called yesterday saying theres more so im on my way to find out.

whoa...... so sorry to hear that.....I went through a scare six months ago, had to take a battery of tests........ keep your head up miss, I sincerely hope things will turn out o.k

 

[HookersandIceCream]

The Starbucks I went to didn't have peppermint. Had to go across the street

 

[intruder]

My department's VP was just at my deks showing off his new MacBook Pro.
I want one
Mine is almost 2 years old now. Them new thin ones are hot plus I hear his the processor is

 

[ryshy]

deciding whether or not to quit weed

gotta buy a new phone cus i chucked my old one at a wall

fractured my hand from punching a hole through a wall, twice

general body pains from ramming my head into a wall, cant sleep on my own bed cus i need a extra soft one

deciding when to jerk off for the first time in weeks, although im nearly sexually impotent

missed doctors appointment

idk how to explain that these cuts all over my arm werent from me cutting myself on purpuse (even though thats exactly what their from)

dealing with the reality that my music isnt perfect

bike is old and rusty from months of neglect

lost my basketball

dealing with post mental ward depression

lost the love of my life, only knew her for a week but i gave her my contact info. i know shes never gonna contact me because she feels the same way about me, but shes tired of tumultuous relationships

dealing with the fact that im only a 8 out of 10 appearance wise

dealing with the likelyhood that i cant make producing hip hop a career due to market oversaturation

 

[ryshy]

oh yea i also realized im hyper sensitive so i cant watch anything sad or violent without crying immediately. same thing with beautiful sad music

 

[ryshy]

i cant pay my rent..

i have no car, or form of transportation..

im broke as fukk..

im addicted to base..

i have a micropenis..

etc.

here is where your main problem lies. have you ever tried jelqing?

 

[Jparker]

My phone is about to die so I can't get on the coli at work

 

[tater]

My neighbors wifi won't reach my living room for my iPhone.

Someone put some files on my hard drive for me…they don't have a mac! Now I have to convert them…

It's cold out here in these streets.

 

[Im Kemet Rocky & I like penis]

here is where your main problem lies. have you ever tried jelqing?

no..

but i tried rubbing my dikk between crack rocks..