What.....fukkERY IS THIS????!???

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

nikka Taker vs Stang Make it happen Vince.

Stang in the rafters every week, heckling Nikka Taker during promos like he's at a hood cinema while drinking Henny and smoking menthols



Nikka Taker: "At Wrestlemania, Stang will REST....IN...PE....


Stang: "STILL SELLING THEM WOLF TICKETS, HUH? OL ZOMBIE ASS NIKKA! AIN'T NO-ONE SCARED OF YOU!"

*flicks cigarette at Taker*

 

[Lord Scion]

Paulvarius Bearer starts his promos sounding like Paul Bearer until he clears his throat. Then he sounds like a hood James Earl Jones.

Who would he have as druids though?

I have Paul Bearer being a baptist preacher with a demonic edge

Pastor TD Bearer

The Druids are the church choir.
The Brood are three random old ass ushers.
The Ministry is a regular ass church that goes around the audience with a collection plate for the "building fund"

 

[JuvenileHell]

I wasn't ready for this shyt

Nikka taker

 

[T'Challa Trillmonger]

The Real Prince of Darkness

 

[Heelish]

This making me want to check and see what my local indie is doing these days.

Edit: It was last month but doesn't look like a bad card.

The Grim Reefer is still at it

 

[YakSpiller]

@ black kane having a jhericurl wig attached to his mask
His backstory will be him being a local rapper back in the day, when stage pyro lit his curl on fire, causing him to be burned and disfigured like MJ

Brothas of Destruction

 

[T'Challa Trillmonger]

Brothas of Destruction

 

[Swiggy]

Cleveland is a 3 hour drive

I'd bet I'd get free admission if I show I have a 22 Labatt's and a pack of Newports

 

[Lord Scion]

I'm just imagining the conclusion of the WrestleMania XV match done today


TSC would explode

 

[Silkk]

Stang in the rafters every week, heckling Nikka Taker during promos like he's at a hood cinema while drinking Henny and smoking menthols



Nikka Taker: "At Wrestlemania, Stang will REST....IN...PE....


Stang: "STILL SELLING THEM WOLF TICKETS, HUH? OL ZOMBIE ASS, NIKKA! AIN'T NO-ONE SCARED OF YOU!" *flicks cigarette at Taker*

Yall foolish as hell man

 

[Ironman]

nikka taker?

Shane Douglas in the cut

Holy shyt..

 

[Another Man]

That was solid card, I've at least heard of a lot of those people.

I have never heard of the nikka Taker.

If iI didn't have any responsibilities and unlimited cash flow I'd hop on a flight to Cleveland just to partake in this bullshyt.

CDQ entrance music that they can't pay royalties for.

One big light shining at the ring.

The valets have beer guts and bullet wounds.

Audience gets involved in it. Police shows up and stops the show.

nikka taker posted up in the lot prior to the show blowing loud, black Paul Bearer is his weed carrier

midget intergender match. replica world titles. MR RBI... doink vs doink. this looks like all kinds of fukkery.

i'm surprised miz's dad isn't on the card.


we need a thread on shytty local indy wrestling posters.

@ them using the same pic for Lexx Vegas

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

How come theres no Lexx Vegas Appreciation Thread?

He's main eventing all these shows with the company on his back. Yall really think nikka Taker has what it takes to be THE GUY over Lexx the Gawd?

 

[3Rivers]

@3Rivers can you throw the mask on ? :nonikkastaker:

 

[Lord Scion]

Good god