What happened to Lil B's buzz...

[eastside313]

This is a very rare and very legendary opportunity for qualified candidates.

JOB DESCRIPTION
As a member of the Task Force, you are charged with protecting Lil B--the Based God--at any cost. You are a prominent member of bytch Mob. You must protect and support Lil B on internet forums, YouTube video comment sections, and on Twitter. You are the first responder when any anti-Lil B content is submitted, and you react swiftly and appropriately with accurate and relevant pro-Lil B material.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
- Must be based.
- Must be a member in good standing of bytch Mob.
- Must protect Lil B at all times.

DESIRED QUALITIES
- Tiny pants
- Master of cooking
- You are, or you resemble, one or more of the following: Justin Bieber, Ellen DeGeneres, a Martian, Charlie Sheen, JK Rowling, Rocky, John Madden, Kristi Yamaguchi, Bill Bellamy, Tim McGraw, Toucan Sam, Miley Cyrus, Jesus, Willy Wonka, Norway, Jerry Rice, Bob Marley, Don Imus, Kenny Rogers, Dianne Feinstein, Mick Jagger, Marilyn Manson, Jessica Simpson Carl Winslow, Quincy Jones, Al Capone, Steven King, Dr. Phil, Mel Gibson, Paris Hilton, Matlock, a surgeon, Darth Vader.
- Swag on at least 100,000; swag on 1,000,000+ preferred
- Fond of and not allergic to Tabby Cats

TO APPLY
Please send your resume along with a brief cover letter.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation: TBD

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[YouMadd?]

Still droppin 2 mixtapes a month of classic based music... top 25 song of the year in Rolling Stone for 2012...

Everyone's buzz is crazy when it first starts and then levels off...

 

[Champion]

What buzz?

 

[California Burrito]

chief keef = lil b

 

[FlyGuy]

chief keef = lil b

he's like the NegaB...spreading all that hate while Lil B keeps it based



party on dudes....and be excellent to each other

 

[malc]

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im fukking crying

 

[Piff Perkins]

I thought he was getting serious a few months ago when he dropped that project of him rapping...normal. But he went back to the joke rap shyt like the quickness and further labeled himself as a regional artist

no shots, just how I see it. I respect the based god

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

lil b is a saint, the greatest dancer in the world, looks like Danny Devito, and legally should be the starting small forward for the golden state warriors if it wasn't for his humbleness to allow the Warrior organization to allow other based, light skinned individuals to shine on the hardwood

-WOAHMYGOODNESS aka Swat group 313 bytch mob task force
PROTECT LIL B AT ALL COSTS

 

[So UnThotful]

lil b still droppin calssic mixtapes every month...

thank you basedgod

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i listen to lil b everyday. i don't have to think about it. it's just a part of my life.

 

[observe]

You can't stop [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=b]#b ased[/URL] world..we #cooking over here and those that hate [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=b]#b ased[/URL] god/#lil b or #b !tch mob will get handled by #task force

I've been [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=b]#b ased[/URL] since he dropped the vans song...you nigglettes need to quit

 

[shopthatwrecks]

I know dude was a different kind of artist but damn what happened to his buzz?
Dude had the whole country cook dancing...

Now he's no where to be found...
I thought dude was a complete weirdo but after giving some of stuff a listen it seemed like he might have some actual talent for making catchy tracks...

It's the end of 2012 and its like his act has completely ran out gas...

based god can post" i pooted..i love u all "on facebook n guaranteed 1000plus likes and 500 comments to follow..all from different people..

check all of his "official" mixtape listens...when the base lord drop...ppl listen

Free Lil B Mixtapes @ DatPiff.com


wait til he drops keke da cat's mixtape..the 1st animal on earth to drop a mixtape...nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyeah


look how many careers he has fathered...asap rocky...riff raff...cheif keef...lil mouse

all while his task force is sacrificing their bytches to be blessed happy and humble

when the god goes

u bet not hesitate to let the base one see what ya bytch mouth do

 

[The 2020 New Member]

when you think about it, lil b is more influential than any rapper. he is all about peace and positivity, creativity, freedom, and he's not afraid to say anything. he has done hiphop, reggaeton, classical, rock, r&b, spoken word. he works hard too. everytime i go to download a new mixtape, the man has put out like 3.

rappers would die to be on a track with based god and he put his cat on the mic instead. he's too cocky but you must respect the bytch. he stay talkin that based and he's god's father.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

when you think about it, lil b is more influential than any rapper. he is all about peace and positivity, creativity, freedom, and he's not afraid to say anything. he has done hiphop, reggaeton, classical, rock, r&b, spoken word. he works hard too. everytime i go to download a new mixtape, the man has put out like 3.

rappers would die to be on a track with based god and he put his cat on the mic instead. he's too cocky but you must respect the bytch. he stay talkin that based and he's god's father.

 

[So UnThotful]

imagine society without basedgod, world would be in a bad state