What happens if you don't show up to jury duty?

QamYasharahla

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Just show up like you dont give a fukk. When I got summoned I just showed up with my hair all fukked up and wore pj's, a sweatshirt and slippers. Walked in that bytch yawning :mjlol: The security guy told me to write my name on a sheet sayin I showed up and sent me home and I haven't been summoned since :russ:

I was thinking about doing this, but there might be some attractive women I might want to get up on there. I'm just going to tell them that I would let all Black people off and I don't believe in the Justice System which is all true.
 

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I've been called for jury duty a few times but I've never once showed up. Most people that get called don't get selected.

How the fvck can the court prove that I received a notice to appear for jury duty anyway?
 

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Nothing. I and several people I know haven't shown up. They basically rely on people to be afraid of any potential consequences to show up, and since most people are sheep, they can't think it through that nothing happens if you don't show up.

There's a reason cops make you SIGN for a ticket...
 

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Nothing. I and several people I know haven't shown up. They basically rely on people to be afraid of any potential consequences to show up, and since most people are sheep, they can't think it through that nothing happens if you don't show up.

There's a reason cops make you SIGN for a ticket...

What you're saying is true, but you do realize the white man does what he wants right? If he wants to charge you with something for missing jury duty, he will do that.
 

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What you're saying is true, but you do realize the white man does what he wants right? If he wants to charge you with something for missing jury duty, he will do that.

Jury duty isn't that serious, me and several black people I know have skipped it. Many people skip it, so there's no reason to fear the white man in this situation.
 

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What you're saying is true, but you do realize the white man does what he wants right? If he wants to charge you with something for missing jury duty, he will do that.
This is also true. I'm gonna look into maybe getting a reschedule. fukk. I hate shyt like this
 

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I used to get jury duty notices. Never went, never replied. After a couple years they just gave up and stopped sending them to me :russ:
 

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I ignored my first jury duty....ignored my 2nd jury duty...my 3rd jury duty notice came with a letter saying you don't show up we coming for you nucca :ufdup:

I wrote a letter saying I was living outta state N didn't know when I'd be back

Its been close to 10 yrs N I haven't got shyt since:steviej:
 
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