What happens if you don't show up to jury duty?

[flea]

I've done Jury Duty though so...

Exactly, you've never skipped that shyt nikka shut the fukk up

 

[Strapped]

did you even get the notice

 

[Orange cream shake]

getting out of jury duty is one of the perks of being a convicted felon

what are the other perks?

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

what are the other perks?

Coming outta the bing jacked as fukk ready to fukk up anyone who has a stupid question to ask...

 

[Rozay Oro]

Just show up like you dont give a fukk. When I got summoned I just showed up with my hair all fukked up and wore pj's, a sweatshirt and slippers. Walked in that bytch yawning The security guy told me to write my name on a sheet sayin I showed up and sent me home and I haven't been summoned since

Clever

 

[Orange cream shake]

Coming outta the bing jacked as fukk ready to fukk up anyone who has a stupid question to ask...

one of the perks of not being a felon is I have a legal firearm to shoot u with

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

one of the perks of not being a covict is I have a legal firearm to shoot u with

one of the perks of being a felon is not giving a fukk about the law

 

[Orange cream shake]

one of the perks of being a felon is not giving a fukk about the law

cant give a fukk about the law if your 6 feet deep

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

cant give a fukk about the law if your 6 feet deep

You've got some nerve. You don't know the first thing about me or what I'm about. You think a random joke I made on a forum gives you some moral authority over me? I'm sure your head is buried in the sand anyways. Just know I've buried cocksuckers way more dangerous than you, you don't scare anyone. And you're a felon without even knowing it...

http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052748704471504574438900830760842

Boston civil-liberties lawyer Harvey Silverglate calls his new book "Three Felonies a Day," referring to the number of crimes he estimates the average American now unwittingly commits because of vague laws. New technology adds its own complexity, making innocent activity potentially criminal.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

I keep a PO Box at a UPS Store in another county and use it as my physical address. I even got it on my license

I just say I don't live in that county.. which I don't

 

[Ashley Banks]

I keep a PO Box at a UPS Store in another county and use it as my physical address. I even got it on my license

I just say I don't live in that county.. which I don't

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I heard you get free Chinese food