What have you hidden/kept secret from a significant other?

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

* So I was talking to one of my buddies, and he was telling me about a chick.
* The chick makes $250,000 a year...
* Heck, I was trying to find out who she was, when my buddy said, $250,000 a year, and she work 80 hrs a week...fellas...the money had me sold...
* Anyways, as he put it, german kkkakkk chick, who had married a flip/filipino
* Apparently the flip had a d rug problem...the flip was hooked on w e e d...and the kkkakkk chick, didn't know...
* Apparently the flip told the kkkakkk, and the kkkakkk flip out...and she divorced and annulled the marriage to the flippp
* Now she single, if anything, she might be a cool friend invest chick...invest...

?
would you quit a habit for a significant other?

would you stay? what have you hidden from the spouse?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Why do you type like that? It ruined your story.

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

edit

it is readable...

rapid fire...writing

 

[Food Mane]

* So I was talking to one of my buddies, and he was telling me about a chick.
* The chick makes $250,000 a year...
* Heck, I was trying to find out who she was, when my buddy said, $250,000 a year, and she work 80 hrs a week...fellas...the money had me sold...
* Anyways, as he put it, german kkkakkk chick, who had married a flip/filipino
* Apparently the flip had a d rug problem...the flip was hooked on w e e d...and the kkkakkk chick, didn't know...
* Apparently the flip told the kkkakkk, and the kkkakkk flip out...and she divorced and annulled the marriage to the flippp
* Now she single, if anything, she might be a cool friend invest chick...invest...

?
would you quit a habit for a significant other?

would you stay? what have you hidden from the spouse?

 

[MoneyBags]

mods, get this bullshyt outta here

 

[Mr Uncle Leroy]

nope

250K or a d rug habit...yall chumps wanna go with d rugs?

go with the money...250K

 

[SuburbanPimp]

 

[LOUDaffair]

Weed nikka...weed?

 

[Blacsmiff]

Broad actin like she caught her dude with crack smh, I guess filipino dude's time was up and we.ed was the excuse cuz I ain't never seen a chick trip over we.ed.

This suga mommy lookin for a new nikka to sprinkle her suga on, grab that chance b, especially in this economy.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

THE BIGGEST SECRET I'VE EVER KEPT WAS THE FACT THAT I KNEW HER BROTHER WAS IN JAIL BUT HE TOLD THEM HE WAS IN AFRICA. HE WAS LOCKED UP WITH A COUSIN OF MINE. I NEVER TOLD THEM. NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

 

[Crakface]

My girlfriends racist brother be on chinesesingles.com looking for ass in china. Clown really be tryin to act like chinese folks are some moral authority. His wife doesnt know this because she cant read english looking at computers.

O i guess its not a secret because i told my girl

him.

 

[Angel On The Rag]

leroy = fbi informant, fukk this fakkit's life

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I got a co-worker that gave up weed for a sugar momma. I would have done the same shyt. She is a dentist and now she owns the firm that she used to work for. This chick bought him a Lake House for Christmas. Was it worth it, Damn straight it was.... But I haven't seen too many people trip off of weed anyway. My cousin is getting married next year and to this day his fiance' doesn't know that he smokes.

 

[Young_and_Reckless]

 

[AgentGrey]

I hid from my girlfriend of 4 years that I did/sold illicit substances,
over time I eased her into the idea that I smoked weed..

She knew her older brother sold, and thought he was selling to me
but I was selling to him