What I Learned on Tinder in My Third Trimester

[mamba]

To tell the truth, I have no idea what my dating life will look like post-baby. Part of me does wonder what my daughter will think in the future if she finds this article and learns that her mother was texting on Tinder while counting her kicks.

https://www.yahoo.com/style/what-i-learned-on-tinder-in-my-third-trimester-120028222883.html

 

[mamba]

I bet she got knocked up fukkin' around on Tinder in the first place!

@Emperor_ReinScarf , what is the world coming to, breh?

 

[MikelArteta]

Just networking

 

[It is a mystery]

Its a very interesting article but I almost feel like yahoo's layout is purposefully designed with the intent of making it

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I thought the thread was about you. Was bout to say "you pregnant nikka?"

 

[mamba]

I thought the thread was about you. Was bout to say "you pregnant nikka?"

 

[mamba]

Just networking

Where is the baby's father?

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

If you're pregnant and on a dating site you did something very wrong somewhere in your life.

 

[TGainz]

 

[mamba]

If you're pregnant and on a dating site you did something very wrong somewhere in your life.

It's very likely she got knocked up via Tinder.

Sounds like she'd reactivated her account after a "sleeper" period.

 

[Tropical Fantasy]

She should be worried about her unborn child instead of looking for her next fukkbuddy

 

[aXiom]

Kid got no chance

Impregnate tinderthots brehs

 

[MikelArteta]

On tinder

Where is the baby's father?

 

[Pineal Gland]

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

It's very likely she got knocked up via Tinder.

Sounds like she'd reactivated her account after a "sleeper" period.

Why is she fukking a dude who jumped ship somewhere between conception and the 2nd trimester with no condoms? Why is she looking for more guys while she still has another mans seed in her stomach?

She shouldn't be looking for another guy, she needs to be tracking down the father of their child