What I Learned on Tinder in My Third Trimester

[mamba]

Why is she fukking a dude who jumped ship somewhere between conception and the 2nd trimester with no condoms? Why is she looking for more guys while she still has another mans seed in her stomach?

She shouldn't be looking for another guy, she needs to be tracking down the father of their child

Some simp will wife her up.

 

[mamba]

He's always looking at my posts on some shyt.

 

[mortuus est]

Prior to becoming pregnant, a stranger who might change my world was just a swipe away. Now, as a soon-to-be mom, I knew my entire life was about to get much less spontaneous — and wanted one more reminder of the life I was leaving behind.

 

[Ghostface Trillah]

Frankly, as a man if a pregnant woman tries to get with you on a dating site she obviously thinks you're a sucker who will bail out her horrible life decisions.

You should be insulted.

 

[ahomeplateslugger]

this woman should be focused on herself and learning values to make her a better woman and mother instead of looking for validation on a booty call site