WheresWallace
Superstar
Every crime you may or may not have committed
Every good deed
Every time you beat off
Every time you got in a fight win or lose
Every time you were at your breaking point
Every time you were on JBO
Every thing
It is recorded on a hard drive and you have 4 choices
A. Netflix buys it from you for $10M and promotes it like a blockbuster movie the whole world would see.
B. You get $5M but you have to sit down and watch it with your parents. You get paid after they have seen every second.
C. You get $1M but you have to sit down and watch it with your children.
D. YOU have to PAY $10k (you don’t make any money at all) to keep the video from leaking. No one will ever see it but you.
Every good deed
Every time you beat off
Every time you got in a fight win or lose
Every time you were at your breaking point
Every time you were on JBO
Every thing
It is recorded on a hard drive and you have 4 choices
A. Netflix buys it from you for $10M and promotes it like a blockbuster movie the whole world would see.
B. You get $5M but you have to sit down and watch it with your parents. You get paid after they have seen every second.
C. You get $1M but you have to sit down and watch it with your children.
D. YOU have to PAY $10k (you don’t make any money at all) to keep the video from leaking. No one will ever see it but you.
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easily B. i'll do that shyt tomorrow 
You could have thought of ANYTHING. Bro said ‘when you beat off…and and and…every time you’re on JBO’ 
