What if roaches instantly became the size of German shepherds?

[Dusty Bake Activate]

I don't think the militaries of the world could handle it. The sheer number would be too overwhelming.

The average life span of a cockroach is one year. Throughout that time, a female cockroach is able to produce eight egg-cases which enables them to have 300-400 offspring per lifetime. Also, it is only necessary for the female cockroach to be impregnated once to produce that number of offspring.

It is nearly impossible to calculate the number of cockroaches that exist worldwide due to the fact that so many already exist and are reproducing at such a fast pace. Scientists believe that there are over 4,000 species around the world and there are at least 40 different species that exist in America. One source suggests that 36,000 cockroaches exist per building in some parts of America.

Would you be able to leave the house, go to work and try to live a normal life?

 

[BrothaZay]

We share the world with cacs. They can drive any species to extinction

 

[Audemar]

We share the world with cacs. They can drive any species to extinction

 

[Shadowmayne]

The thought of xxl roaches

 

[wet landscapes]

I would kill myself

 

[cole phelps]

Giant Roaches????? nope

 

[At30wecashout]

I would become the best orkin man ever seen. Pay me, and i go out like Conan slaying them sonbytches.

 

[MoonGoddess]

That thought does not sit well with me.

 

[aXiom]

They can fly, and scavenge their own food, and survive for 3 days without their head, so they'd make for better pets.

Imagine riding/flying your pet roach to work.. the sickest shyt in the lot

I would become the best orkin man ever seen. Pay me, and i go out like Conan slaying them sonbytches.

Nah.. we have to work together with the roaches breh.. You know how many multi-million dollar suburban cribs would be up for grabs.. straight house jacking nikkas.. like.. "is that oak?" ..give it up slow.. or

 

[Larry Lobster]

And they can fly too

 

[Kwéyòl]

I would become the best orkin man ever seen. Pay me, and i go out like Conan slaying them sonbytches.

The cash you could potential make

 

[Groanman]

Them mother fukkers would be like, "Remember when you sprayed my ancestors with Raid?!"

 

[NasirJr]

They won't be able to throw hands with me

 

[Safe]

That shyt would unite mankind

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

They won't inhabit your homes if that were the case because not only would they be unable to gain access but they wouldn't go unnoticed which is a trait they rely on in order to live peacefully.