What if roaches instantly became the size of German shepherds?

[PoPimp84]

Id rather deal with them than big ass spiders

 

[Vandelay]

Does this motherfukka have a face?!?

 

[TrifeGod]

It's a well known fact roaches fukk with nikkas. If we were 2 different animals on this planet..Roaches would be the bird and we're the hippo

we would literally have roaches with the mentality of pitbulls
we would have blood and crip roaches..i would personally tie a blue bandana around my roaches back leg

we would take over the fukking planet

 

[Canada Goose]

It would be easy to kill Roaches, they have no bones and they squash easily.

Just drive over a group of them in a Monster Truck

 

[BelieveBeOK]

You could chop ones head off and try and replace it with a robot guidance system.
The body can continue to function cause they breath through the exoskeleton itself not the head. As long as you can give it nutrients through an IV the body will stay alive... then you have an abomination

Fixed

 

[Shiva]

And how exactly do you plan on taming a damn roach?

I'd say taming one is about as plausible as roaches becoming the size of german shepards. If that shyt happens, reality's gone out the window. Which means fukk it, anything's possible.

 

[calixprynce]

Rad Roaches?

Boutta pop that FO4 in son

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Id be walking around with a M240 ready to spray on sight

 

[jackswstd]

We'll Starship Troopers them muthafukkers. If they were that big they'd have nowhere to hide.

 

[BlackMajik]

Haven't u seen the movie Mimic

 

[ZoeGod]

Crossbow fukk that . Gimme some fully auto subs and be the really life witcher

Igni

 

[DontDoIt]

The ice bolts wouldn't be to freeze them necessary, not entirely, anyway. Utility in case I get the drop on one and need to take out a leg if I have the shot, or a cool headshot if the opportunity
arises. No matter what weapons we use, killing German Shepherd sized roaches is gonna use a lot ammunition.

The upside is I don't think roaches will be hostile right away, cause it isn't in their nature. They still scatter. But it could become a problem after they run into hostility. Better to have utility weapons,

cause them bytches will come in droves. Folks will be sleeping near large bonfires at night to keep them roaches away.

Have you seen these Miami roaches been?

I turn on the light at night and enter a stare off with as group of 5 inch roaches for minutes waiting for them to run. They don't run. They fly towards me instead.

 

[Kwéyòl]

Igni

Axi

 

[RAX 010]

we die

 

[FluffyCorleone]

We share the world with cacs. They can drive any species to extinction

This thread is about roaches and the very first reply is about white people.

This site is ultra obsessed with race, jesus.