he probably went to bed with a kool-aid smile that night, thinking to himself "gee that was swell, they all think i'm really funny".
Shouldn't you be somewhere else stroking your pud on webcam? That rent ain't goin to pay for itself.

Bullsh!t only begets more bullsh!t, breh. You should know this.I thought this wasnt the time for bullshyt.![]()
But ive bullshytted my way to LA. So it's aight.Bullsh!t only begets more bullsh!t, breh. You should know this.
What was it? 15 cents a minute?But ive bullshytted my way to LA. So it's aight.
Lol nah. Just a perk of being an actually talented comedian.What was it? 15 cents a minute?
So wait, jerking off on camera for 15 cents a minute is what passes for comedy these days?Lol nah. Just a perk of being an actually talented comedian.
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He probably let's them call him a ****** too.
He probably takes their tray after lunch and throws the trash away for them.
I went to school with dudes like him. I know how they be behind the scenes

U seem fixed on the thought of me masturbating. I might have to charge you.So wait, jerking off on camera for 15 cents a minute is what passes for comedy these days?
Because I know plenty of people that made it to LA by showing their goodies on webcam. All chicks, no dudes.

awwwwwww yea yea ya'll, we bout to have a cyphaInstead of in the field wearin shaqles
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Nah, bro. It's the complete lack of dignity I'm focused on. It seems to be the hot thing amongst Black entertainers these days.U seem fixed on the thought of me masturbating. I might have to charge you.![]()
I had these Haitian nikkas, a coupel off the boat, who ran out our football team...even the upperclassmen. Anyways during practice, while we were doing plays, this lil pretty boy cac (we called him Creatine) walked up to one of the Haitians and said, "What's up my nikka". I wasnt sure if a white guys said it but I knew that phrase sounded wrong....![]()
He probably let's them call him a ****** too.
He probably takes their tray after lunch and throws the trash away for them.
I went to school with dudes like him. I know how they be behind the scenes
I turned around and saw Creatine giving dude dap and smiling. Breh said "WTF you looking at, Creatine good, turn ya ass around"
Turns those Haitians were cool with the white preppy cacs cuz they would run throught their casted off White girls
. After college those white dudes moved to Colorado, Penn, Texas, etc to ball and flatout ignored those Haitians, kept up with me though
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I had these Haitian nikkas, a coupel off the boat, who ran out our football team...even the upperclassmen. Anyways during practice, while we were doing plays, this lil pretty boy cac (we called him Creatine) walked up to one of the Haitians and said, "What's up my nikka". I wasnt sure if a white guys said it but I knew that phrase sounded wrong....I turned around and saw Creatine giving dude dap and smiling. Breh said "WTF you looking at, Creatine good, turn ya ass around"
That was the first time my militant ass ever encountered c00ning and I thought they was fukking with him so I didTurns those Haitians were cool with the white preppy cacs cuz they would run throught their casted off White girls
. After college those white dudes moved to Colorado, Penn, Texas, etc to ball and flatout ignored those Haitians, kept up with me though
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Something about football brings the c00n outta nikkas. However one of those Haitians started c00ning way breh then. I vaguely remember him holding me down while he got his cac groupie to stomped me out in the 6th grade. Met that cac again in at a wrestling meet in Delbarton School (cac Hogwarts). If his fragile ass wasnt 4 weight classes below me, he would've got that work.![]()
Football is racist poison. Pure evil.I had these Haitian nikkas, a coupel off the boat, who ran out our football team...even the upperclassmen. Anyways during practice, while we were doing plays, this lil pretty boy cac (we called him Creatine) walked up to one of the Haitians and said, "What's up my nikka". I wasnt sure if a white guys said it but I knew that phrase sounded wrong....I turned around and saw Creatine giving dude dap and smiling. Breh said "WTF you looking at, Creatine good, turn ya ass around"
That was the first time my militant ass ever encountered c00ning and I thought they was fukking with him so I didTurns those Haitians were cool with the white preppy cacs cuz they would run throught their casted off White girls
. After college those white dudes moved to Colorado, Penn, Texas, etc to ball and flatout ignored those Haitians, kept up with me though
.
Something about football brings the c00n outta nikkas. However one of those Haitians started c00ning way breh then. I vaguely remember him holding me down while he got his cac groupie to stomped me out in the 6th grade. Met that cac again in at a wrestling meet in Delbarton School (cac Hogwarts). If his fragile ass wasnt 4 weight classes below me, he would've got that work.![]()
After seeing that Scooby Doo pic, I'm not surprised.
Edit: Now I'm reminded of that "comedy" stand-up of a c00n pretending to be a monkey for a cac audience. The shame we have to endure is endless.