What is it like to have a small dikk?

[ThugLife]

Man that shyt gotta be the worst

You prolly feel so helpless

Lil dikk nikkas come give ur input

 

[charmander]

it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving

 

[ThugLife]

it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving

You see I got the best of both worlds though. Im a grower not a shower. So when it's not in use my dikk don't flop around it shrinks up and looks like a brown cheeto puff. But when its time for action

 

[charmander]

You see I got the best of both worlds though. Im a grower not a shower. So when it's not in use my dikk don't flop around it shrinks up and looks like a brown cheeto puff. But when its time for action

my joint looks like a USB flash drive

 

[ThugLife]

my joint looks like a USB flash drive

Data Storage dikk

 

[Couth]

One time I was at this females house about to get sucked up. She pulled off my pants, giggled, looked me dead in my face and said "is this it?"



This other time i was fukking this girl. I'm all up in the p*ssy really going at it and shyt. And shes like "can you hurry up and put it in?"

And this other time i was fukking this other girl. Going all slow but i wasn't getting a response. So i decide to start really sticking her. I'm totally impaling this bytch with 4 inches of meat sword and she doesn't even respond at all. I think she may have yawned.


You know you're tiny when even the asian girls laugh at it

 

[mortuus est]

im 8 inch when warm and wet....no homo

 

[charmander]

Data Storage dikk

lil 2 gig school ting yagitme, got fie Word documents on it yanno

 

[iBrowse]

@Ugly.lildikk.MikeLebron

 

[ThugLife]

@cook How come i cant rep @charmander as many times as I want, He's a cool guy

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

One time I was at this females house about to get sucked up. She pulled off my pants, giggled, looked me dead in my face and said "is this it?"



This other time i was fukking this girl. I'm all up in the p*ssy really going at it and shyt. And shes like "can you hurry up and put it in?"

And this other time i was fukking this other girl. Going all slow but i wasn't getting a response. So i decide to start really sticking her. I'm totally impaling this bytch with 4 inches of meat sword and she doesn't even respond at all. I think she may have yawned.


You know you're tiny when even the asian girls laugh at it

bytches aint shyt

 

[BaldingSoHard]

It's not that great. I don't think I'd trade it for one of those big floppy joints that gets as hard as wet tofu, tho.

 

[charmander]

@cook How come i cant rep @charmander as many times as I want, He's a cool guy

ye

fex

 

[futuretrunks]

doesn't matter if you got big dikk , if you aint getting it in

 

[okra]

big penises scare the shyt out of me