What is it like to have a small dikk?

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You see I got the best of both worlds though. Im a grower not a shower. So when it's not in use my dikk don't flop around it shrinks up and looks like a brown cheeto puff. But when its time for action :wow:


lmao the funny thing is... I'm same way. I remember my 3rd girlfriend ethered me with, " I thought you were going to be small I didn't know they could grow that much" I didn't know if I should be:sadcam::mjcry: or:damn::dahell: she use to love watching it grow :myman: it use to turn her on like:whew:


I convinced that most women don't realize how the penis works at all, even the ones that get it all the time.
 

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One time I was at this females house about to get sucked up. She pulled off my pants, giggled, looked me dead in my face and said "is this it?" :usure:



This other time i was fukking this girl. I'm all up in the p*ssy really going at it and shyt. And shes like "can you hurry up and put it in?":aicmon:

And this other time i was fukking this other girl. Going all slow but i wasn't getting a response. So i decide to start really sticking her. I'm totally impaling this bytch with 4 inches of meat sword and she doesn't even respond at all. I think she may have yawned.


You know you're tiny when even the asian girls laugh at it:shaq2:


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it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk :wow: instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving

"cute" that's the kiss of death :mjcry:







i mean, that's what i've heard :whoa:
 

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It's not the size that counts, its how you use it.
Anyway, if you watch big dikk porn, then you look small. If you watch Japanese porn, then you look like you are part of the in-crowd.
 

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it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk :wow: instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving
my joint looks like a USB flash drive
:deadrose: pose like a greek statue
 

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it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk :wow: instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving
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