What is it like to have a small dikk?

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One time I was at this females house about to get sucked up. She pulled off my pants, giggled, looked me dead in my face and said "is this it?" :usure:



This other time i was fukking this girl. I'm all up in the p*ssy really going at it and shyt. And shes like "can you hurry up and put it in?":aicmon:

And this other time i was fukking this other girl. Going all slow but i wasn't getting a response. So i decide to start really sticking her. I'm totally impaling this bytch with 4 inches of meat sword and she doesn't even respond at all. I think she may have yawned.


You know you're tiny when even the asian girls laugh at it:shaq2:
Lord have mercy. :deadrose:

It's only enough if you have a lot of money to make up for ur small size. Also, expect to get cheated on.

:russ: @ expect to get cheated on. like it's a foregone conclusion for him. (It probably is though. :sadcam:)

On the real, no wonder so many of the brehs on this board are so angry at women. shyt's gotta be harder than a mug out there.
 

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lmao the funny thing is... I'm same way. I remember my 3rd girlfriend ethered me with, " I thought you were going to be small I didn't know they could grow that much" I didn't know if I should be:sadcam::mjcry: or:damn::dahell: she use to love watching it grow :myman: it use to turn her on like:whew:


I convinced that most women don't realize how the penis works at all, even the ones that get it all the time.

It's cool watching it move by itself. Like when it jumps. It's fascinating...
 

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It's cool watching it move by itself. Like when it jumps. It's fascinating...
It's cool watching women jump when I put it in. I be feeling like I got special powers. My joint barely halfway in but she looking and moving like our souls connected. That's why I had to stop being so promiscuous, I used to fall in love with every woman because too often sex brought about the ultimate display of submission and obedience.
 

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Real shyt, I know I would be no where without having a Huey P. Newton rifle of a dikk. A woman really doesn't get much but a dikk on her spine and a intense orgasm out of me because I ain't shyt special and my hairline ain't on fleek. If I had a small or even average pipe, I would be one lonely cat.
 

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I get the "your dikk is the perfect size"


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Man that shyt gotta be the worst :mjcry:

You prolly feel so helpless :mjcry:

Lil dikk nikkas come give ur input :mjcry:

it's pretty cool

don't gotta worry about getting it caught in things, or having a big messy cumbersome dikk flopping all over the place

and when you get out the shower you can look in the mirror and pose like a Greek statue

and when girls see it for the first time they look at it and say awwww what a cute lil dikk :wow: instead of seeing some big disgusting pulsing horse dikk


it sounds like you been lookin at it the wrong way all this time, lil dikks are the gift that keeps on giving

You see I got the best of both worlds though. Im a grower not a shower. So when it's not in use my dikk don't flop around it shrinks up and looks like a brown cheeto puff. But when its time for action :wow:

my joint looks like a USB flash drive

Data Storage dikk

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I made it this far :laff:
 
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