I'm gonna revise the title to be "Dumbest money ever spent" to include some extra shyt:
- Online gambling, went to deposit $500 on poker... accidentally deposited it on blackjack - had no idea... saw more than 500 in money on blackjack... spent my 500 in literally 40 seconds and lost it all....... had to block it out of my mind like a victim of sexual assault brehs
- Bought a $100 shirt only to get drunk at home, accidentally spill hot sauce on it to permanently stain it and never take it back
- Bought a tie that was on sale for $5 just because it was so cheap. I liked the pattern and didnt even hold it to realize shyt was loose leaf paper thin
- Non apple certified cable that stopped allowing me to use it after like 5 days... shyt was crazy irritating
- Bought a laptop online in 2009 that didnt have HDMI cable.... had to return that shyt IMMEDIATELY....... HDMI was everything in life at that point...
- Just bought a french cuff dress shirt... got my initials sewn in...... to the wrong part of the cuff but you cant return that shyt
If you dudes dont put: gucci belts, lean, oversized fake watches & infant jordans up here yall LYIN and need to go hell
Bought a girl an iPod. Not a birthday, not a special occasion, I just really liked her. The simping was so bad that even she didn't want to accept it at first. Eventually i forced her to accept it on some "Making you happy makes me happy" bullshyt, and waited patiently for the 2am "you up?" txt.
Still waiting for that txt brehs
She later told me that gift made her see me as someone who she could control, and she felt like if we ever got serious, it would end in me getting hurt. That convo killed every simp gene in my body
Breh, I've done the amazon prime free trail about 7 times now. I never pay for that ish. You just delete all of your current debit/credit cards off of the site and they can't bill you.
Man.. I just realized how Nigerian my advice is...
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