I saved a whole white baby!
I probably told this here before
Picked my kids up from school and stopped by the library, they had some books to take back. We pull up, they go in while I wait out front. Now this library has automatic doors that open when you walk up and I notice them in my mirrors any time they do open. As people are coming and going I see the doors open but I don't see anyone come out. I do a double take

and I see a little azz white baby come walking out, barely 1 year old. So, now I'm watching and waiting for someone to come out and get this kid but ..... nope.

Now I see this baby walking towards my truck ..... I'm like, "duhfuq?!"
Now the baby so close I can't see little dude in my mirrors so, I hop out like "aye little dude, where yo momma?!" Baby walks right up to me with his arms out looking to get picked up ..... at 1st I'm like
Then I thought if something happened to the baby, some how I would end up in the middle of it.

So, I grabs the baby and walk in side and nobody notices me standing there with this white baby

So I hold this white baby up in the middle of the library and shout, "AYE YOOO, WHO LOST THEIR BABY?!"
From my left a white lady comes running out the stacks like

And from my right a white dude with two kids running behind him comes running out

The lady is super happy and and dude acting like it's no big deal talking, "he just walked over here ........

I'm like "Nah buddy, little dude was all the way outside heading towards the street!"

The chick was super apologetic and thankful .... she even hugged me like

I'm looking at dude like

She turns to him and starts giving him the business

He like

I walks away like

My daughter comes up laughing like "dad, you saved a baby?!"

Yup

My son didn't care
